Good morning, afternoon, evening - not sure where I am at the moment. Who am I?? 

Need coffee - sleep deprivation is not good.

Some soup would be lovely but please could I have some without hands in it? Do those rolling pins come in cream!! Would look lovely in my kitchen.

Snow here today and bloody freezing bbbrrrrrrrrrrr

Welcome Joyce.  I am sorry but your Hostess with the Mostest  Aenigma appears to be away at the moment.   Please make yourself at home - the bar will be open in approximately  one hour.  Meanwhile help yourself to a coffee   Any translation requests??

No translation requests today so will just sit and enjoy my coffee 

 Ouh lucky you Joyce - where do you live?

In the land of Ant and Dec - why aye man!!!! Commonly known as Newcastle

 Awwww I love the Geordie accent  

We are pretty much as far apart as is possible in England then - I am on the Isle of Wight!

Why aye pet - it´s a canny way away!!!

I´m from Lancashire originally!!!

 Another coffee Joyce, or maybe a Newcastle Brown (the bar is open now)

 Hit me with everything you´ve got........and make it a double. 

The bar is open.

TheHandsom has offered to serve drinks tonight

Wait until my apple crumble and custard settles!