Wait until my apple crumble and custard settles!

 Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....................where is he!!!!!!?????? 

Any excitement tonight here? Or just the same group of regulars playing cards and sipping tea?

 Yes but (how can I put this?) Girleegirl seems to be suffering from "after effects" from the soup yesterday - we are taking precautions

 Shortly said: it´s dull.

I would love to have a Italian pizza, a full menu, Trabzon or Ordu hazelnut with a Turkish Rize tea or black Brazilian coffee at the restaurant near the North Sea in Newcastle while waiting for the bus for Edingburg and Glasgow.

 That wasn´t me....that was sonunda´s apple thingy and custard settling! 

I am suffering the effects of post traumatic stress disorder.  Being captive for so many hours yesterday and seeing kitty come and go and the smells.....ohhhhh god the smells........soup and fungus and polish cakes and coffee and handsom...........it was all a bit too much for a girl to take!!! 

 All right TheHandsom what is the special tonight, it better be good.

Sex on the Beach for me please!

 I am afraid you will have to go to Bodrum for that

Wrong lounge dear!

please visit the dudu´s lounge, I am sure you will get immediate assistance there