What about:

"If i wanted a man to show me no respect i would walk into a crowded room and undress. I would go to my neighbors. I would have stayed married. "

Just need quotes in turkish. I wont say it just curious. I am not going to say anything more to this person.

Eğer bana saygı göstermeyecek bir adam isteseydim, kalabalık bir odaya girer ve soyunurdum. Komşularıma giderdim. Evli olarak kalırdım.

Well it is not my business but as you already told, if i were you i would not tell these to him.

Eğer saygı göstermeyen bir adam isteseydim, kalabalık bir odaya girip soyunurdum. Komşularıma giderdim. Evli olarak kalırdım.  - this is my try...

Very good one! Sounds very native! if you say "bana saygı göstermeyecek" sounds even more native and precise. "girip" and "girer ve" can be used interchangable but IMO "girer ve" sounds slightly better. Best.

I think you need a little vacation...

http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/16/17781147-wanted-astronauts-for-one-way-trip-to-mars?lite

Why waste your time here ?

Let´s go all togather

Mars!! I´m in! As long ad we all get a long and no one is mean!

Tercümanın dahil olduğu aşk mı olur Allah aşkına? Ben de buna bir türlü akıl erdiremedim.

umm.....what this about love? i definately need to spend more time learning and less time arguing! haha. and i wanted to go to istanbul, i would never survive. :/

Al benden de o kadar....

Tercümanı eve de alsınlar bari. Daha fazlasını söylemeyeyim şimdi