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WHAT IS MARRIAGE?
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05 Apr 2006 Wed 05:24 pm |
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If you marry a 30-year old child, this is what he will feel like, which is really very funny  . These are the cries of the spineless - apparently a men's disease (some do find a cure though  .
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05 Apr 2006 Wed 10:20 pm |
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I am not a man either and agree with most of them!
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06 Apr 2006 Thu 03:19 am |
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OK OK "Gentelman" If this is a joke to the pooor men, this is my answer:
The first day of the rest of your life
When you get married,
this is the first day,
of the rest of your life.
No more staying in bed till 2
No more having girlfriends over on weekends
No more just you
Is it the best day or the worst day?
Well, you get:
Your guy waking up with drool on his face
Your guy waking up early to watch cartoons on weekends
Having to buy more cereal because he ate it up again...
But its so worth it!
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Attractive Wives
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
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06 Apr 2006 Thu 08:56 am |
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SOCRATES on marriage and men.......Can you beat that?
"All men must marry. If the wife is good, they become happy; otherwise, they become philosophers."
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06 Apr 2006 Thu 10:40 am |
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Quoting AlphaF: SOCRATES on marriage and men.......Can you beat that?
"All men must marry. If the wife is good, they become happy; otherwise, they become philosophers." |
- You've done it again Alpha - my first smile of the day 
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06 Apr 2006 Thu 11:24 am |
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So I must marry then?
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06 Apr 2006 Thu 11:47 am |
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Quoting AlphaF: SOCRATES on marriage and men.......Can you beat that?
"All men must marry. If the wife is good, they become happy; otherwise, they become philosophers." |
Oh I can't even imagine what a "nice" wife he had! 
He is one of the best philosophers ever existed!
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06 Apr 2006 Thu 12:05 pm |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting AlphaF: SOCRATES on marriage and men.......Can you beat that?
"All men must marry. If the wife is good, they become happy; otherwise, they become philosophers." |
Oh I can't even imagine what a "nice" wife he had!
He is one of the best philosophers ever existed! |
Evet!
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06 Apr 2006 Thu 07:06 pm |
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What is the marriage??
Marriage, as a choice, requires choices.
One must choose not once, but every day.
Life offers us a hundred thousand voices,
Yet those we fail to hear fast fade away.
I choose you with all my wounded heart:
You and our two children. All the rest
Lies in the distance, charming, but apart
From the circle of the ones with whom I'm blessed.
Our marriage isn't easy, but our love
Is still the force that shapes my daily life.
I want us to be happy, and will move
Wherever I must be to be your wife.
I'm yours, and I want you to be mine.
We'll find a way our wishes to combine.
(In memory of Eldar)
Mary T.
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07 Apr 2006 Fri 12:45 am |
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(In memory of Eldar)
Mary T.
Very sweet words and sentiments - touched my heart, thank you for sharing MaryEldar 
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07 Apr 2006 Fri 03:48 am |
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Very sweet words and sentiments - touched my heart, thank you for sharing MaryEldar |
you're welcome Boop, a pleasure to share this space. 
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