Girlee I felt it my duty to make public one of thehandsom´s PMs.  I have posted it in the off topic.

Feel free to take whatever action you like...

 Yes, I have just seen it.  Thank you for disclosing the evil plot against me.  I just wonder who else is in on this.   

I will just have to take extra precautions when I am out and about.      

 ...hover....hover....hover

 Screeeeeccchhhhh!!!!!!!!! 

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOUNGE LIZARDS!

May 2009 be the year all your dreams come true.

Am trying hard to translate this:

 LIR, please help this poor, unsuspecting newbie out

I can´t make anything sensible out of it but I see Zulfu on line now and I´m sure he will do it.

Each sentence may have meanings but together, they don´t make sense to me.

kuþ taþa çarpsa diyor : He/she says "if (or I hope) the bird hits to the stone."

piyango olmayan biletime çýksa diyor: he says "May the lottery appear to my ticket which doesn´t exists"

okulu bi saniye düþünmem býrakýrým diyor: he says "I don´t (wouldn´t) think of the school even a second, I (would) leave"

The last one is much more meaningless

kanadalýyý da alýr meksikada balýkçý he/she/it takes canadian too, in mexico, fisher (?)

My try:

He says: "If a bird collides with a stone, if a price falls on my missing ticket, i´ll quit thinking of school for a second". He´ll pick up a canadian too, (and become) fisherman in Mexico.

Mmmmh, strange sentence though, without the context.

Thanks all.  I think its my boyfriend trying to be funny.  I think he´s saying that if his non-existant lottery ticket won, he´d quit school (he´s in a PHd program) in a second and become a fisherman in Mexico.  I´m Canadian so maybe he´s saying he´d go to Canada or he´d take me with him - I know I keep kidding him that I´m going to retire in Mexico.

I have just begun to study Turkish.  I speak English and French - Turkish is quite a challenge for me - I try to add a new word every day.  He writes things to me in Turkish, thinking he´s breaking them down for me making it easier for me to translate - but I think he´s just making it harder!

Whew.  That one was challenging.  I did get the general meaning of it though so I guess I´m improving!  (I still don´t get the bird and the stone thing, but he knows I understand the words for animals so he must be trying to use something he thinks I know.)

Thanks all

B