I prefer behind, that way we can give them a kick up the backside if they start slacking

 What´s that for TheAenigma? I´d rather do the cooking myself otherwise it will end up being something out of the freezer and shoved in the oven or food poisoning... or his greatest achievement - macaroni cheese

 I´ve always said that behind every great man is a greater woman

Today I´m happy. It´s been a better day than most i´ve had recently without much stress at all. My partner made me a cup of tea in bed today just to start it off after a nice lay in  but to be fair I done the washing up and cooked the dinner

Don´t worry Daydreamer, I don´t intend to pay £819 for a push chair, even if I did have that sort of money I still wouldn´t. It´s ridiculous, not to mention it wasn´t even that nice looking anyway

Quoting thehandsom

Britain´s most bizarre contest :The nail olympics

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Some 354 competitors from 24 countries are here, record numbers, and they’ve been in training for years to claw their way up the rankings.

‘This is one of the most important competitions in the world. You come to demonstrate your skill and show what your country can offer,’ says Carmelina Gandolfo, 32, from the Italian team, summing up the sense of occasion.

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They all look a bit bonkers to the uninitiated and are, by any measure, totally impractical.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1314758/The-nail-olympics-An-unvarnished-look-Britains-bizarre-contest.html

This goes to show that there are people out there with too much time on their hands.... (excuse the pun)

The cost of pushchairs! I was looking through a catalouge and one was £819 and that was without the "accessories"!!  and they were advertising it in WHITE! Have these people never had children?

I was reading on a website how you could win £3000 in cash and this man commented how he could buy 3000 penny sweets  If you haven´t worked out why it´s so funny, then do the maths. 3000 penny sweets = £300 not £3000. He would actually get 30,000 penny sweets.

I couldn´t help but laugh at his simple comical stupidity

I think it´s ridiculous! Like libralady said, too many people are stiffs! It´s all a bunch of criticism too. People would laugh if it the joked wasn´t aimed at them in any way but as soon as it is, they complain, take it seriously etc.

But in the end of the day it is all only for a laugh. Whether it´s blonde haired jokes, people with short sited vision (should have gone to specsavers ads), the mohammed comics, english, irish and scotsman jokes etc they are all their to laugh at. Nothing more. It´s just a way to create humor, and we could always do with more of it in the world in my opinon.

Another thing is Jeff Dunham´s stand up Achmed the dead Terrorist. It´s not meant to bring any offence, just humor and I know my self all types of people to accept all types of jokes.

It´s an odd one, but I hate stairs. I´m not sure why, but ever since I was little, running up or down the stairs I would hate! Though mainly in the dark... but i´m not afraid of the dark  I just feel like someone is on the stairs with me, and it creeps me out!

I also don´t like china or baby dolls... they are just scary looking! - Especially the ones that have blinking eyes!