Fill in the Link Response Form:
I have an opinion! I found it on_________________ (fill in link). The reason I feel this way is because I read it on ___________(fill in link). I live vicariously thru_________________(fill in link). You can´t argue with me because my opinion has been carefully thought and I have further evidence that my opinion is true because I found it on _________________(insert link) AND I have references:
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Here is the first one: Turkish Nationalist Response Form.
Turkey is AWESOME. How dare you insult the greatest culture ever to grace the planet! _______________ (insert country of choice) is full of stinking, lying bastards! Every other place on the planet is horrible! How can you even get through a day without being Turkish! QWX are stupid letters! How can you think about using such inferior letters? Our military will stamp out everyone who insults our Turkishness.
Here comes another one: Farmville Farmers Response Form.
We, the people from the agrarian walk of life find your post extremely biased. The observation is true as since the moment you posted it, our crops began to wither and our livestock became confused. Cows ceased to provide milk, pigs no longer find truffles, chicken no longer lay eggs, ducks and swans fail to lose downfeathers and elephants do not produce circus peanuts anymore. We advise you to rethink your opinion or all our effort is futile, which may result in global famine.
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