What a terrible English this is! Could anyone help me, please?

"hi wot u up 2 owt good get bk"

And this, daydreamer? Thank you very much in advance.


"hi babe wot u up 2 owt nice get bk"

I think they are saying in the first message(in proper English)..

"Hi what are you up to, anything good? Get back/reply "

Get back to me= reply to me

owt= anything

also if people say 'nowt' it is slang for "nothing"

It is frustrating when people don't use proper English, text language is taking over

sorry cyrano - even repeating it aloud didn't work - i guess u could do with some native english speakers' help here :-S
I see you got answers - see that's why no matter how well u learn a language - only a native could be able to tackle with something like this

Thank you, Carla and Natlisa, very much for making them clear.
Now I saw them.

owt is Yorkshire dialect

owt =anything
nowt = nothing

Yes, I have it all. Good sense of humour, tall, blonde and beautiful and....a RAT of a turkish ex-boyfriend. Lucky me!

Roxanne is your girlfriend Cyrano? I think from the dialect she is Yorkshire. Southern girls don't say "owt" and "nowt"

That's what I guessed from the region dialect you defined. And obviously I made up "Southern" since I didn't know if Yorkshire is in the southern region. But I think, if we urge the conditions, we will probably have her idendified and even reach her postall adress!

By the way, yes, Roxanne is my girlfriend, but not "she".

Roxanne is a he ??

You won't believe me but that's what I was expecting. Sorry, I couldn't manage to express it correctly. I was trying to say:

Roxanne is my girlfriend while "she", who sent those messages to me, is not.

If you talk lots to people who talk like that (I have a friend from scotland), you'll see the fun of it. I like those changings in language, they show flexibility and life in language, which is exactly the beauty in it.. BUT.. it must not take over 'normal' language.

And if u learn lots of those phrases you'll see there are lots of funny things in it!

deli kızın,

As you probably know, making mistakes in language is not bad thing even if it sometimes become funny. If only I could make too much more mistakes.

Ah Cyrano I understand it.

It confused me as Roxanne is a very popular girls name -as in "Roxanne" the song by Police.

Chris,

A good determination about me! You are right, I don't tell of myself. There are two main reasons of this. First one is I don't like to tell of myself much. I think one should be able to known from their writings(posts) and their using languages; I mean someone's post here must give its readers a good clue about them, and at this point there is no need to especially/directly tell of oneself. I sometimes have been reading such posts of people which starts with "I am this",or "I am also that",or "I am interested in these" etc. I personally find such posts ridiculous. The second reason is, I can't express myself and/or my opinion in English yet. That's why I never attempt to do that.

As for not commenting about your messages that I translate, it would not be a good behaviour to comment about the personel relationships. All I have to do is to only translate them, beyond this doesn't interest me. And I respect relationships whether I applaud them or not.

By the way, you can tease me in English, too, like others can do. I don't take that offence.

Well said Cyrano. I was right - you are a better person than me!

Come on, Chris! I consider myself as a little child in English and you musn't be sure so much about me. Just think about my large nose, for example. We all eventually are equal.

(Hey, wait!.. you tease me? He he!..)

...In fact Cyrano the more I think about that nose of yours the more I think I MUST be your Roxanne!!! After all, I am a free lady now!! Check out my profile and you will see!

I am so sorry Chris! Believe me, to criticise someone is the last ability for me that I can do in english. Why don't you think how I can critise someone while I can't even manage to make a joke. I am really sorry! You look you misunderstand me.
But as I said, I am an only a child in your language. And I sometimes don't know how to behave.

Sorry again.

I am not sure why you are apologising, but I am sorry to confuse you - I am only joking with you! I feel bad now! (So bad that I feel drawn to use a smiley..... Ugh!)

Chris,
Please stop it. I couldn't understand you. Unfortunately this converstain is getting bored.

Don't worry Cyrano - I am teasing you and making you worried! I am going out now so I will leave you in peace!

At last! Sui, I was worrying where you stayed up to now!