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1.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 22 Sep 2007 Sat 05:33 pm

I smoke, therefore, I am!

2.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 22 Sep 2007 Sat 05:34 pm

Breakfast, tea and cigarette - This is the only holy trinity that I know!

3.       portokal
2516 posts
 22 Sep 2007 Sat 05:45 pm

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!



I ceased to exist today, after a long preparation to give up smoking.
bye, dear friends through good and bad
partir, c'est mourir un peu...

4.       geniuda
1070 posts
 22 Sep 2007 Sat 11:38 pm

cough cough!!!

5.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 12:01 am

Quoting geniuda:

cough cough!!!



Pity! You can't experience how smoking after orgasm feels!

6.       Leelu
1746 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 12:02 am

Quoting portokal:

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!



I ceased to exist today, after a long preparation to give up smoking.
bye, dear friends through good and bad
partir, c'est mourir un peu...


french on a turkish forum .. what a novel idea .. giggle ..
to leave, it is to die a bit? .. hmmm ..

7.       Leelu
1746 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 12:03 am

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!


Hi my name is Leelu, and I am a chain smoker ..
it has been 7 days since my last cigarette and I have only killed and buried 6 people so far ..

8.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 12:09 am

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!


Hi my name is Leelu, and I am a chain smoker ..
it has been 7 days since my last cigarette and I have only killed and buried 6 people so far ..



You can kill and burry as many people as you wish, but only up to your next orgasm.

9.       geniuda
1070 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 08:15 am

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting geniuda:

cough cough!!!



Pity! You can't experience how smoking after orgasm feels!



I guess I have missed that feeling
I mean, the feeling of smoking lol

10.       KeithL
1455 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 08:37 am

of all my bad habits, smoking hs never been one of them...

11.       portokal
2516 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 10:00 am

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!


Hi my name is Leelu, and I am a chain smoker ..
it has been 7 days since my last cigarette and I have only killed and buried 6 people so far ..



Cool...
what a chain smoker becomes after giving up cigarettes?serial killer!!! lol

12.       portokal
2516 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 10:02 am

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!



I ceased to exist today, after a long preparation to give up smoking.
bye, dear friends through good and bad
partir, c'est mourir un peu...


french on a turkish forum .. what a novel idea .. giggle ..
to leave, it is to die a bit? .. hmmm ..



to leave is to die a bit, yes... this is a french idiom.
and to die is to leave for good! lol

13.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 10:20 am

Quoting geniuda:


I guess I have missed that feeling
I mean, the feeling of smoking lol



Is there any difference between the feeling of smoking and that of orgasm?

14.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 10:27 am

Quoting pagliaccio:

Is there any difference between the feeling of smoking and that of orgasm?



In the immortal words of Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally" - YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

15.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 10:29 am

Quoting girleegirl:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



Ohh, Goddd! Ohhh... Goddd! lol

16.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 10:30 am

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting girleegirl:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



Ohh, Goddd! Ohhh... Goddd! lol



Did that answer your question?

17.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 11:02 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting girleegirl:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



Ohh, Goddd! Ohhh... Goddd! lol



Did that answer your question?



No, actually that caused to arise another question. I once noticed that they moun "Oh, God!" while doing that job. "Oh!" is ok and underdstandable; but why do they involve "God" in the job?

18.       portokal
2516 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 01:05 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!


Hi my name is Leelu, and I am a chain smoker ..
it has been 7 days since my last cigarette and I have only killed and buried 6 people so far ..



This clearly shows you are not a chain smoker....
As i used to be
well...
only used to be now

19.       portokal
2516 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 01:15 pm

hmmm.
maybe i could try a nargileh in a couple of months...

20.       portokal
2516 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 01:41 pm

i will write a novel dedicated to cigarettes...
and a poem....
and a song....

21.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 04:26 pm

portokal - stop torturing yourself, and light a cigarette immediately!

22.       portokal
2516 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 06:29 pm

Quoting pagliaccio:

portokal - stop torturing yourself, and light a cigarette immediately!



i did...

23.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 06:33 pm

My informal thought is that I must quit 'starting'.

24.       portokal
2516 posts
 23 Sep 2007 Sun 06:39 pm

hmm... basicly this is one of my main subjects lately...
as i am a chainsmoker, along with one of my friends we decided to give up. The aim? not to get tired, taste the food at full taste etc., etc.
so giving up is a good but very hard thing i think.
it is no problem to moan after the little darlings. or to lit one from time to time.
we just have to reach the desired end: quitting smoking

25.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 07:49 pm

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!


Hi my name is Leelu, and I am a chain smoker ..
it has been 7 days since my last cigarette and I have only killed and buried 6 people so far ..



This clearly shows you are not a chain smoker....
As i used to be
well...
only used to be now


You are correct, now I am a serial killer ..
it has now been 9 days ..

26.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 07:57 pm

come on!! you are just glomorizing!!!

i was normally smoking one package a day...

i made a running last days to see how is my condition... and i was licking the grasses... so i said no smoke!

and it has been one week! that i dont smoke!

you can do it too

27.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:08 pm

of course we are! lol lol

thanks

28.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:15 pm

Quoting portokal:

of course we are! lol lol

thanks



what girls are existing for huh!

i made the sexist comment ever! hahaha!
come on feminists! attack me!

29.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:16 pm

Quoting SuiGeneris:

I made a running last days to see how is my condition... and i was licking the grasses...



You only licked the grass? .. I was eating the grass ..
oh wait .. that wasn't after running though, it was after burying ..
8 bodies and counting .. sure hope this ends soon ..

30.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:17 pm

Gosh! i miss cigarettes...

31.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:18 pm

Quoting portokal:

Gosh! i miss cigarettes...


I feel your pain .. I know exactly what you mean .. how long has it been for you so far?

32.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:20 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Gosh! i miss cigarettes...


I feel your pain .. I know exactly what you mean .. how long has it been for you so far?



Is my pain so obvious?
2 days...

How does it feel after 9?

33.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:23 pm

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Gosh! i miss cigarettes...


I feel your pain .. I know exactly what you mean .. how long has it been for you so far?



Is my pain so obvious?
2 days...



To someone also quitting .. yeeeeeeeeeeees .. my hardest times are first thing in the morning with my morning coffee .. but I can do this .. and you can too!!! don't give in .. the first week or so I believe is the hardest because our body is trying to get rid of all the nicotine that is in our systems .. have you found yourself to be reaaaaaaaally cranky? and also veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery restless?

34.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:31 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Gosh! i miss cigarettes...


I feel your pain .. I know exactly what you mean .. how long has it been for you so far?



Is my pain so obvious?
2 days...



To someone also quitting .. yeeeeeeeeeeees .. my hardest times are first thing in the morning with my morning coffee .. but I can do this .. and you can too!!! don't give in .. the first week or so I believe is the hardest because our body is trying to get rid of all the nicotine that is in our systems .. have you found yourself to be reaaaaaaaally cranky? and also veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery
restless?



hmm... rather energic, restless, no appetite just for fruits and water... and i feel like i could ran 10000 miles(for a cigare?)... the morning coffe is really painfull, yes. what about appetite, do you have big appetite? they say when quitting you've got quite an appetite. i haven t experienced it yet.

35.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:31 pm

Quoting SuiGeneris:

Quoting portokal:

of course we are! lol lol

thanks



what girls are existing for huh!

i made the sexist comment ever! hahaha!
come on feminists! attack me!



hm... ok
about girls existing for glamour...
that s the nicest thing i ve heard in along time, quiteepye!

36.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:33 pm

its more like nervous eating for me .. the fruits and water you crave are to put back into your body what smoking has taken out. I have to fight the urge to eat something every time I want a cigarette .. it is reaaaaaaally hard .. the energy is also just nervous energy .. I have heard doctors say to take some deep breaths and that helps that part go away .. it hasn't helped me yet ..

37.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:42 pm

Quoting Leelu:

its more like nervous eating for me .. the fruits and water you crave are to put back into your body what smoking has taken out. I have to fight the urge to eat something every time I want a cigarette .. it is reaaaaaaally hard .. the energy is also just nervous energy .. I have heard doctors say to take some deep breaths and that helps that part go away .. it hasn't helped me yet ..



nervous.. i guess i will get nervous...
yep, deep breath may help, i think.
if you focus on it, i guess

38.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:44 pm

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

its more like nervous eating for me .. the fruits and water you crave are to put back into your body what smoking has taken out. I have to fight the urge to eat something every time I want a cigarette .. it is reaaaaaaally hard .. the energy is also just nervous energy .. I have heard doctors say to take some deep breaths and that helps that part go away .. it hasn't helped me yet ..



nervous.. i guess i will get nervous...
yep, deep breath may help, i think.
if you focus on it, i guess


Yes you have to focus on it. The doctor explained it this way to me .. it wasn't the fact of smoking that calmed a person it was the fact that they took such a deep breath while puffing on the cigarette .. and it was that deep breath that actually had the calming effect ..

39.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:50 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

its more like nervous eating for me .. the fruits and water you crave are to put back into your body what smoking has taken out. I have to fight the urge to eat something every time I want a cigarette .. it is reaaaaaaally hard .. the energy is also just nervous energy .. I have heard doctors say to take some deep breaths and that helps that part go away .. it hasn't helped me yet ..



nervous.. i guess i will get nervous...
yep, deep breath may help, i think.
if you focus on it, i guess


Yes you have to focus on it. The doctor explained it this way to me .. it wasn't the fact of smoking that calmed a person it was the fact that they took such a deep breath while puffing on the cigarette .. and it was that deep breath that actually had the calming effect ..


hm... might be... so just take a deep breath of fresh air..sounds nice

40.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:50 pm

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

its more like nervous eating for me .. the fruits and water you crave are to put back into your body what smoking has taken out. I have to fight the urge to eat something every time I want a cigarette .. it is reaaaaaaally hard .. the energy is also just nervous energy .. I have heard doctors say to take some deep breaths and that helps that part go away .. it hasn't helped me yet ..



nervous.. i guess i will get nervous...
yep, deep breath may help, i think.
if you focus on it, i guess


Yes you have to focus on it. The doctor explained it this way to me .. it wasn't the fact of smoking that calmed a person it was the fact that they took such a deep breath while puffing on the cigarette .. and it was that deep breath that actually had the calming effect ..


hm... might be... so just take a deep breath of fresh air..sounds nice


after all this is the nicest thing
hmmm... especially when salty, but it should do it anyway.
yogis are supposed to breath normally and deeply enough.
now, we needed cigarettes to breath... what a shame

41.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:51 pm

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

its more like nervous eating for me .. the fruits and water you crave are to put back into your body what smoking has taken out. I have to fight the urge to eat something every time I want a cigarette .. it is reaaaaaaally hard .. the energy is also just nervous energy .. I have heard doctors say to take some deep breaths and that helps that part go away .. it hasn't helped me yet ..



nervous.. i guess i will get nervous...
yep, deep breath may help, i think.
if you focus on it, i guess


Yes you have to focus on it. The doctor explained it this way to me .. it wasn't the fact of smoking that calmed a person it was the fact that they took such a deep breath while puffing on the cigarette .. and it was that deep breath that actually had the calming effect ..


hm... might be... so just take a deep breath of fresh air..sounds nice


yeeees .. nice deep breath of fresh air .. do that a couple of times .. and it is supposed to help with the nervous part.

42.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:53 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting portokal:

Quoting Leelu:

its more like nervous eating for me .. the fruits and water you crave are to put back into your body what smoking has taken out. I have to fight the urge to eat something every time I want a cigarette .. it is reaaaaaaally hard .. the energy is also just nervous energy .. I have heard doctors say to take some deep breaths and that helps that part go away .. it hasn't helped me yet ..



nervous.. i guess i will get nervous...
yep, deep breath may help, i think.
if you focus on it, i guess


Yes you have to focus on it. The doctor explained it this way to me .. it wasn't the fact of smoking that calmed a person it was the fact that they took such a deep breath while puffing on the cigarette .. and it was that deep breath that actually had the calming effect ..


hm... might be... so just take a deep breath of fresh air..sounds nice


yeeees .. nice deep breath of fresh air .. do that a couple of times .. and it is supposed to help with the nervous part.


lol lol lol Thanks

43.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 08:56 pm

just went out took a couple of fresh air, there were the stars and the moon and deepfreshairbreething...
wow! yummi!

44.       teaschip
3870 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 09:48 pm

I did manage to quit for 4 years and then my willpower gave in. I have to admit this is the worst habit I have ever had. They say it's like trying to get off of crack and I tend to believe it. Even though I quit for 4 years, I never lost the craving. But as soon as you pick up a cigarette, it feels like you have never quit to begin with. I did this cold turkey with no patches or meds. I would really like to know, how others have been successful. Oh, yes I do remember the sleepless nights, weird dreams and feeling sick to my stomach, so I do give you loads of credit for quitting.

45.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Sep 2007 Mon 10:31 pm

Quoting teaschip1:

I did manage to quit for 4 years and then my willpower gave in. I have to admit this is the worst habit I have ever had. They say it's like trying to get off of crack and I tend to believe it. Even though I quit for 4 years, I never lost the craving. But as soon as you pick up a cigarette, it feels like you have never quit to begin with. I did this cold turkey with no patches or meds. I would really like to know, how others have been successful. Oh, yes I do remember the sleepless nights, weird dreams and feeling sick to my stomach, so I do give you loads of credit for quitting.



thank you
I don't know. I guess you just have to replace it completely. If such great addiction (after 4 years i think it takes will to begin rather...but just assuming here...) i think it is important to understand what made you smoke in first place, why were you quitting... and there are all sort of treatments as far as i know... i am doing it cold turkey, too

46.       alameda
3499 posts
 27 Sep 2007 Thu 02:59 am

I think the problem with quiting smoking is it is a combination of many habits. There is the smoke to play with. Blow it this way, make rings out of it. There are many ways to hold it that give you something to do with your hands. Then there is the general oral gratification.
I really don't think it's just the nicotine. The Indians added herbs to the tobacco, resulting in a milder smoke....and I don't mean illegal herbs. They added colts foot, chicory and some other things I don't remember now.

47.       vineyards
1954 posts
 27 Sep 2007 Thu 03:02 am

I quit seven years ago after smoking nearly 15 years. That was the best decision I have made.

48.       si++
3785 posts
 27 Sep 2007 Thu 07:52 am

I don't have a chance to quit, because I have never entered that dangerous zone.

In last couple of years, I saw a lot of people quit this dangerous habit. The people whom I would never imagine of quitting it.

49.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 27 Sep 2007 Thu 08:17 am

Quoting pagliaccio:

No, actually that caused to arise another question. I once noticed that they moun "Oh, God!" while doing that job. "Oh!" is ok and underdstandable; but why do they involve "God" in the job?



You "noticed"? Hmmm...no first hand experience in that department? That could explain your occasional rants!!

50.       Leelu
1746 posts
 28 Sep 2007 Fri 10:14 pm

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

I smoke, therefore, I am!


Hi my name is Leelu, and I am a chain smoker ..
it has been 7 days since my last cigarette and I have only killed and buried 6 people so far ..



You can kill and burry as many people as you wish, but only up to your next orgasm.


I just noticed this!!!
that will be a while for me .. hahahahahahaha .. back to killing and burying ..

51.       Leelu
1746 posts
 28 Sep 2007 Fri 10:19 pm

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting girleegirl:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



Ohh, Goddd! Ohhh... Goddd! lol


unless you're french then its .. mon dieu, mon diiiieeeeeeu!!! ..

52.       Trudy
7887 posts
 28 Sep 2007 Fri 10:32 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting girleegirl:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



Ohh, Goddd! Ohhh... Goddd! lol


unless you're french then its .. mon dieu, mon diiiieeeeeeu!!! ..



But what does an atheist or agnost say?

53.       Leelu
1746 posts
 28 Sep 2007 Fri 10:44 pm

Quoting Trudy:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting girleegirl:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



Ohh, Goddd! Ohhh... Goddd! lol


unless you're french then its .. mon dieu, mon diiiieeeeeeu!!! ..



But what does an atheist or agnost say?


daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammit .. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammit .. or daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuuum ..

54.       portokal
2516 posts
 28 Sep 2007 Fri 10:45 pm

Quoting Trudy:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting girleegirl:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



Ohh, Goddd! Ohhh... Goddd! lol


unless you're french then its .. mon dieu, mon diiiieeeeeeu!!! ..



But what does an atheist or agnost say?



hm... maybe an atheist would be silent?

55.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 29 Sep 2007 Sat 01:26 am

Quoting Trudy:



But what does an atheist or agnost say?



Ton dieuuuuuuu!!

56.       Leelu
1746 posts
 29 Sep 2007 Sat 05:56 am

Quoting Deli_kizin:

Quoting Trudy:



But what does an atheist or agnost say?



Ton dieuuuuuuu!!



OMG .. I almost fell in the floor laughing at this one!!!! how true .. YOUR Gooooooooood!!!

57.       pagliaccio
770 posts
 30 Sep 2007 Sun 09:16 pm

Quoting Leelu:

mon dieu, mon diiiieeeeeeu!!! ..



Awwwww! Even reading this itself is very tempting! Oh, God (!), I can't imagine myself hearing it! Hehe! I would absolutely have a heart attack!

58.       Leelu
1746 posts
 01 Oct 2007 Mon 02:08 am

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting Leelu:

mon dieu, mon diiiieeeeeeu!!! ..



Awwwww! Even reading this itself is very tempting! Oh, God (!), I can't imagine myself hearing it! Hehe! I would absolutely have a heart attack!


I belıeve that ıs why that phrase ıs used!!! hahahaha becasue ıt feels lıke you are goıng to dıe from happıness and the person wants to make sure god hears that they are on theır way up the to the pearly gates

59.       Leelu
1746 posts
 01 Oct 2007 Mon 02:15 am

Quoting pagliaccio:

Quoting Leelu:

mon dieu, mon diiiieeeeeeu!!! ..



Awwwww! Even reading this itself is very tempting! Oh, God (!), I can't imagine myself hearing it! Hehe! I would absolutely have a heart attack!


so what wuold this be in turkish? .. roflmao ..

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