Why not I am young, single, hardworking and if she owns some oil well i am the number one candid

lol! Good one! 

oh... she placed it in August 2008

her oil must be used some smart turk )))))

you should place your ad here ... and i m sure your post will have more pages ...

many will measure swords for you, #1 candidate!

Really, hmm may be i should take my chances

Lady wanted who belive ´handsome´ is very relativity term, thinks that real man never buy flowers,likes smelly socks,rude behaviours.If you fit the desribtion, and also has all of the things below, please contact me or shrek.But my mamma says that i am more cute then shrek

Age between 28-45

IQ: Between 30-32

Income:200.000-unlimited

Relatives:None

Lawyers:None

lets se how many pages that ll create

hmmmmmmmmm, i would apply myself ... and wow, would be first in the list

but my IQ is ... 35  and i just cant, cant hide my huge intellect

Ok, then when i was praying last night at the balcony,the raindrop which is dropped to my open palm-and i was thinking that Heavin is crying for me- must have been you.but how could you run away from my soul and hide yourself in this nonsense crowded of inter-mess? i thought when i touched that raindrop with my tongue, and taste it´s pure-tastless favour, we become one, but apprearently not, and there was one more step to get you inside of me, which is apply here Since i did, are we ´we´ or waiting some miracelous sign from ´Godess of failing succesfully relatonships´

it was not crying ....   though, someone´s trash is someone´s treasure ... as they say 

and if you take your sense of humour with you to the balcony, you will get this God´s joke 

just wait a little bit to start feeling bigbsubversive activities of one little raindrop inside

Hmm, there is a fetish i belive in pervert world which does not care if it is raindrop or someone´s trash-treasure

How close i am to that world? have no idea...anyway, ´kısmetimi kapatma´ if you are not interested, any way, i would take the bids of other takers...anyone yet ?

collect all and make an auction...

girls competing for real treasure [(btw, trash-treasure was not ab you, just to be clear)(but in current one i just do not know any other correct word applicable to you - such first-class cool lot)]

at least you and all will know real value of biggest diamnd of modern men´s world

Mmm... IQ of max 32... Well, I guess we should browse the dating websites for a very rich broccoli.

Yes, brillant idea, but i want mine to be blue at least (like avatar´s neytiri, or smurfs) since it is more respected then a green female ( have you ever seen one on screen, no, only that ugly mussly hulk, and he is not my type because he is a HE)