senden ablam icin krem istiyorum dogumdan sonra leke kaliyor ya leke kremi bir de el kremi tamam

 I want cream for my sister from you.I want a birthmark cream and a handcream, ok ?

senden ablam icin krem istiyorum dogumdan sonra leke kaliyor ya leke kremi bir de el kremi tamam

From you i want creme for my abla. Since birth she has stains, stain creme or handcreme will do.

The English spelling is usually ´cream´

Sorry, i´m dutch.

From you i want cream for my abla. Since birth she has stains, stain cream or handcream will do.

You´re excused.    

Thank you!

 All of us Dutch?

 Absolutely Trudy,especially as my grandson was just born there-I have to make allowances for you.

OK, dutch, we´ve got sonunda´s carte blanche now to make mistakes!

 Grate, then wea do not heff to tri to speak korrekt Englisjjjjj ani moor?

Ha ha very funny!  

 Sorry. Didn´t know you would get mad.....

See if you can understand this then.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to         
      rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn´t mttaer in what oredr  
      the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng isthat the first
      and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses  
      and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the     
      huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a   
      wlohe. Amzanig huh?                                                  

 Of course I can.

Clever sausage!

Would that also work with turkish?

Bir zlanaamr, bir kdyöe bir aadm yýoraþmyuþ. Bu amýdan bir eðþei výmraþ. Fkaat, aadm çok yuskol ouðdlu iiçn eiðnþee drðou düüsrt yem vemyoreirmuþ.

Mmm, stays quite readable.

 It probable does. If one understands Turkish....

I understood every word!   

In fact the trick would work in any language that´s written in latin characters.

Dunno about arab, chinese, hindi, thai, vietnamese, japanese and such

 I understood 6 words: bir (4x), bu and çok. Good huh?

Trudy, you´ll learn the trick too by trying to translate these turkish msn- or sms-like messages that are posted here regularly. They are written exactly the same.... ;  )

So Zülfü do you live in Holland or in the Netherlands, or both

 Nah, I´m too blond for that.

So Zülfü do you live in Holland or in the Netherlands, or both

I always say: Ben dünyalýyým.

Aren´t we all? What´s a country´s border anyway? A line somewhere?

 Of course, haven´t you seen it?

 Whaha me too That´s my answer when they ask where I´m from or what religion I have. But after a while in Turkey I did feel that I wasn´t just dünyalý, but that I was also Hollandalý.

 Well I remember I took the train from Arnhem to Cologne, and I didn´t notice no border, untill I checked my credits in my phone after calling with a friend. A ´slightly´ higher rate, apparantly after 15 minutes you´re already in Germany

Yeah, know the feeling. At a certain stage you wanna eat something else than just zeytin, domates, patates kýzýrtmasý and salatalýk combined with çay

In fact, when crossing the border with f.i. germany, suddenly all the roadsigns seem to be just black and white. Also with belgium: suddenly everything just looks eehmm, belgian i would say.

If you don´t mind, why don´t you open a new topic and talk there ?

 The translation is done. And you can join if you want.

Who´s k_s anyway?

Would this be the right time to point out that there is NO cream that will work on a birthmark?

No...shut up Aenigma...

I mean you are not talking about the sentence or translation

So, you can talk in a new topic ha

by the way, thanks for the invite to join

What´s the difference? We already opened a new topic.

 Joined recently? Else you should know that ´side paths´ are TLC´s trade mark!

If stain cream is to hide or remove stains, what´s handcream being used for then?

 I am not sure but the only way to get rid of birthmarks is laser treatment I think :S

k_s this is now a DEAD THREAD so it is open for abuse

 Uhhhhhh...... dunno.

Looks as if we´re all hanging around in a lounge somewhere, waiting for something to happen.......

 Trudy is going to dance

 ooooh-you go girl!  Assuming k_s approves of course!

 I am whaaaat?

Anyway, i´m going for a nice cuppa coffee!

What and miss the floor show?

 Tonight it´s ´Aenigma The Magnificent´.... Illusions, tricks, etcetera...  

Ok,  i´ll hang about for a short while..

 Ouh

I have prepared NOTHING.  I wish you would tell me in advance about these things Trudy!

Ermmmm...here goes

I´m impressed!

ermmm and for my next trick...

AMAZING! (sorry was I shouting!)

Sorry, missed the first trick (had to do some stupid scientific stuff).....

 Thank you

I feel obliged to keep translators amused this evening. It is very slow tonight.  Shall I get myself a Turkish dudu so I can post some askimsevgilimcanimruhum messages?

And after this ´The Great Disappearing Trick´?

 Please do. We  all - even not-translators like me - need a laugh.

Thank you thank you thank you. !        We have been suitably amused!

 Ohhhh

I was about to bring on the Chorus Girls

 ok here they are...

 The ´mods´ on a night out?

 No - the other pic is Mods Night Out

 Hahahaha what is THIS?!!!

 You´re in BIIIIIG trouble now!

 I suspect the one in the pink bikini feels slightly superior.  When you want to feel good about yourself, surround yourself with the RIGHT friends ....

It´s what the dutch call: dikke vrienden! In this case: vriendinnen~! 

 May I have a Dutch-English translation please

dik = fat, but ´dikke vrienden´ = close friends or something. Dunno what the fat is about.

And, for further info: www.google.com/translate_t

Also works for danish texts.

 Ouh dear, this reads very rudely in English...

dik=fat?    

 YOU wish

GMTA  !!

turk_88 would translate that as ´dick-friends´

 After all these years with DK, Chantal, me and some others you STILL don´t understand Dutch?

 Hahahaha ROFL

 I have a slight idea (just slight...) that that´s something different....

Can we keep this thread as our very own...

 You´re right!

Guess it gets silled by the mods anyway. 

btw: has Trudy gone out to dance yet?

 Well it is safer to have fun down here .....they hardly ever venture down to the Translation Dungeon....

 Is ´silled´ an English word?

 She has probably gone to get changed.  She was going to perform a belly dance for us

 I think NOW sapik is in the right place!!!!

silled is turklish

 Like slap?

Slap as in:

 Hehehehe great ingrish

Goodnight everybody!

 OUh......did he send his mafia brothers to warn you?

 Dont gooooooooooooo

I was going to bring on the singing chimp

Ah-I would´ve stayed up for that!

Thanks-now I can go to bed happy!

 Offfffffff goodnight then

(as soon as you go ZulfuLivaneli will give me another stern telling off and make me write lines again )

Herkese iyi geceler dilerim!!

I love the singing chimp!!

Thank you

At least someone appreciates my talents

Ahh well, iyi geceler

I am going to report this thread to ´authorities´..

It is way way off topic . Off topic in ´ EPIC, GIGANTIC SCALE´..

I wonder what Canli will think about this..  

 Heyyyyyyyy it was a dead and finished thread.... and look how we kept it alive!

 Wasn´t that rule 84328? Don´t bring dead topics back to life?

We were attacked from outside......... that´s why

 Aha!  Trying to blame ME now?  Would you betray your sister as quickly?

 I don´t know, but I am SURE there must be a rule about it somewhere

Well..brining dead topic in an ´off topic´ way is covered by rule 11 and 9..

And I am sure Canli will agree with this.. 

 Oh god - you summoned her...and as if by magic, she is here!!

Oh Good Evening Canli

No point checking any threads here....

IT IS HERE, HEREEEE!!!!!!!!! 

 Ermmm ...ummmmm yes... thank you for that translation thehandsom....

 Instead of yelling, make that Trakyan pm me!

Ouh dear.... now Canli has found the REALLY off topic LONG one

That was a nice read

So sad I missed AE´s shows and the singing Chimp!!! I´ve got my own in Turkey, but as a surrogate online this one does fine

 Via pm i must say and cant say who sent it !

 OMG!!!! Really?

I know it was not my girls.....Joyce and sara have been very nice!

Wow...all this for hand cream!!!!!!!

Good Morning Joyce

I see a member has just joined called MasterCheese - it may be a match made in heaven for you

That´s great!!!! Especially for all us cheese lovers!!!

 Come to the Translation Lounge Joyce, otherwise I will start upsetting mods

Yes Joyce - please go to the lounge for coffee and a chat.  Aenigma neglected to tell you that she used to be Aunti Aenigma and was well known (?) for her advice and horoscope readings! What better way to spend a Sunday morning! 

Offffffff now you scared her away