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I wouldn't call this bribery I would call it a true expression of the heart!
There are plenty of ways to bribe a moderator, especially me.
You can say nice things about me in public, expressing your admiration of my beauty and wit. You can send small (or large) gifts through the post. If you are male, then small romantic gestures, such as poems or nice songs, if you are female, gifts, offers of loans of your hair, sweet little pm's admiring me as a fellow woman - you know that sort of thing.
Offers to help me with my turkish will never go amiss and there's nothing I like better than personal invitations to spend long weekends or holidays in Greece, Turkey, Holland and the Isle of Wight and Laindon (free of charge of course, now I am a struggling single woman with a large mortgage).
You can also of course keep your hands (and dirty minds) off of  Pışmeniye, lemon cologne, anything in 14k gold, hand made silk bags with sequins, pashminas, blue beads, little leather slippers with embroidery on are all acceptable. Oh and not forgetting jars of honey and nuts and olive oil soap. Did I forget anything? Hmmmm... I will let you know.
Oh money! Euros, YTL, drachma I dont care, just lots of it. Cheques acceptable........
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