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80.       Lapinkulta
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 28 Oct 2006 Sat 12:59 am


Temel is a proper name in Turkish. But it is more than a name. Temel represent black-sea people, their intelligence and their joyful life.
a blacksea s joke



One day Temel came to Istanbul and got into a boat from Haydarpasa. While they were sailing, the boat started to shake and Temel's suitcase fell into the water.
An old fisherman said," If you were careful enough, this would not have happened. What will you do now?"

Temel answered in a quiet way, " Do not worry, the keys are still with me."

81.       Lapinkulta
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 28 Oct 2006 Sat 01:02 am

GOING TO THE SUN
Temel and Idris went to the White House to see Bill Clinton to make an important suggestion. Although the police wanted to block their way, they succeeded in reaching Mr.Clinton. Bill Clinton was bewildered by this commotion and asked:
-"What is the matter?"
Then Temel replied:
-"We have got an idea but we want your support!"
-"What is your idea?"
-"First of all you must agree to give us your support"
-"I do not know anything about your idea. How can I support you?"
-"It is not important. Promise us! Rely on us!"
-"Alright! Say! What is your idea?"
-"We are going to the sun!"
-What?"
-"We will go to the sun if you give us the necessary money and a spaceship!"
-"It is not possible to go there!"
-"But we have got an idea. We will go there at night!"

82.       CANLI
5084 posts
 28 Oct 2006 Sat 01:10 am

lol,omg,we have a similar one,
A guy from south,was travelling with his friend to the north,and got all his money in a safe,
They rode a bus,and over slept there,
When they wake up,they found,they've been robbed,the thief took the safe away,
His friend shouted Müstafe,the safe,you've been robbed,
He smiled and said cool it,don't worry,he may stole the safe,but i still got the key, lol

83.       CANLI
5084 posts
 28 Oct 2006 Sat 02:22 am

Lapinkulta,
Can you translate your jokes to Türkçe please ?

84.       christine
443 posts
 28 Oct 2006 Sat 01:02 pm

should not the joke be temel and fadime?

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