hah, teach these all to your child not to me

bye forever, I dont wanna give you a lovely and sweet ´´muckkk´´ anymore...peahhh!!!

dont wanna see u around be good person, dont be naughty..heayytt..!!

DJ kisses other members

I need to have a magnifying glass to read your post. Wy are you writing in this style?

I wonder where you get such news. I categorically dont care.   cockroaches would be a better idea though. Where is his art? wanna see it.

Sometimes the notepad editor doesn´t work well for cut and paste

I retyped it all and hope it is fixed now.

The visual is at the link

 Better thanks...I don´t have to get my readers out! 

"readers" . . . reminds me of something funny that I did a few weeks ago.

I spent most of the day using a pair of reading glasses . . . it was only at the end of the day that I realised they weren´t mine . . . belonged to one of the children.

That´s almost as bad as the time I spent most of the morning complaining about my reading glasses.  Then I went in my bag for my memory stick . . . . . and pulled out a lens.

I like to think I walk the fine line between genius and bonkers.

 hahaha...well if you CAN´T SEE it makes it really hard to notice these things!

***43 killed at the suicide bombing in Iraq.

***Plastic Boeing 787

***17 people dead at the party, Mexico

***Burka again is an issue in UK

... Hm, I don´t really see the point or the message in using dead ants...

The ´Wine Rack´ - ´booze bra´

..

A new bra that can hold a whole bottle of wine is unlikely to find much favour with bar and pub owners.

The ´Wine Rack´, which holds 750ml of drink and comes complete with a straw attached to the watertight tubing inside the cups, can inflate a girl´s chest by up to two sizes.

...

The ´Wine Rack´ bra is a successor to the firm´s ´Beer Belly´ - a similar product for men, which can be worn around the stomach.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-...shirt.html

=========

one of the comments was "How about y fronts that hold several pints"

Whale lands on yacht after ´being harassed´ 

A forty-ton whale that jumped out of the water onto a couple´s yacht, smashing the mast, may have been ´harassed´ by the boat beforehand. 

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/835715-whale-lands-on-yacht-after-being-harassed

Moby Dick??

=======================

Suicidal hare on wrong side of tracks

A SUICIDAL hare found its way onto the Shepparton greyhound racetrack, confusing the runners which were suddenly forced to choose between a fake target and the real deal.

Outsider Ginny Lou, who was in third place,  set off after the hare and after reviewing the official race film stewards declared the event a ´no race´.

http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/sport/ne..-real-hare/20100721-99nw.html

====

what a stupid hare!!