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Ben uyucam? 

I know ben is i, what is uyucam?

Mistype/spell of "uyuyacağım"  and meaning of it "im going to/will sleep"

means :

u dont know

u make me angey

"helal aslanıma"  ???

Good job to my lion (to my brave man)!

or you can just think of it as "good job man!"

duymuyormusun beni

samimi gercek değilsin yalandan seviyorsun

dont you hear me

you are not quite sincere

Okay. Ive been told by two different people well they said not told "hard cheese" does that have some sort of meaning in Turkey?  And "off"/"offffff!" What do thosr mean....its been said in angry situations!?

Hard cheese = Bad luck

offf /offfff = Its Turkish and you can use for many things

for beauty

for boring

for angry

for excite

for (delicious) food

list is too long....