So it means - "Believe me, I love you very much. You are my first love."

Native speakers???

Inan bende - believe me (is there an unstated ´when I say´?)

Why on earth would any person, Turk or non-Turk, ever insult Ataturk or the Turkish flag?

Do what you want to them.

´WC nerede, lutfen´ - and wait for them to point the way!

Pronounce WC - Ve Çe (Je) - in voice Ve Çe (Je) - yokmu, Turkler?

I think he means he´ll return to didim "before" (onçe) the holiday (bayram).

´Onçe´ handsom arkadaþim  - yokmu?

Pardon - yalniz bir eski American çalisyorumki biraz.

Sifrelmek is to encode.

Sifrelerini I don´t know.

I think it means - It is easy to find your secrets (or perhaps to encode your secrets). Know how?

But I also presume its is spam.

I´m not Turkish and even I caught the need to change the translated menaing of "can´t´ to "don´t".

It means "I do not understand you".