Hello, Please could someone translate the following? I´ve attempted it below also. Thank you in advance.

´selam

Ben de senin doğum gününü kutlayım dedim facebooktan senin mesajını gördüm.Ben inanamıyorum senin bana selam görümcem diyeceğine onur mu yazıyo bunu

Neyse doğum günün kutlu olsun.Kusura bakma geç oldu ama Ömer çok hasta oldu.1 haftadır çok kötüydüm.Neyseki şimdi iyi çok şükür.O iyi ben daha iyiHayat fena değil Murat evde o bazan sinir bozucu

Kendine iyi bak.Kardeşime de iyi bak.Öpüyorummm´

´Hello,

I wish you a happy birthday. I saw your messages on facebook. I can´t believe you´re writing hello to my sister-in-law.Did Onur write this?

Anyway, happy birthday. I´m sorry it´s late but Omer was very ill, For a week I was very ill too. Anyway, everything is ok now, thank God. He´s fine, i´m even better. Life isn´t bad, Murat is home, he´s sometimes losing his temper.

Look after yourself. Look after my brother. I´m kissing you.´

hi thanks for your messages , i am  happy to be your friend as u are xxxxx best mate

no doubt when i come to see xxx you will be around so i will see you then

cok tese kukkurler to the helper

I got it, mylo but I think that you expressed it a little incorrect.

Var ya... : I mean, I refer...

May be that will be better, eh?

A sophisticated(What?) says to teenagers;

Get married, because marriage is a holy house. If you(R) wife is well-mannered, you feel happy. If not, you become a philosopher.

Don´t try to understand the woman who you got married(TO); because you can´t.

Just love() her.

my try, thx,

turkishcobra // 

ben de seni unutmaya calistim ama basaramadim. cunku ben seni gercekten sevmisim