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This post grabbed my intrest, so I wrote to the Pony club in the U.K. They said about this marriage, that it wasn´t legal, the fact that they didn´t go for blood tests is beside the point and didn´t run around Istanbul with a pen and 50 Lira in their hooves, they said, I asked what is required for any 2 donkey´s to marry in any country they gave me the following rules
1. They most must be donkeys, we will not tollerate horse,pig or dog spermicidal transfussion.
2. Donkeys must satisfy all the rules of section A1 which states
´there can not be a donkey mariage of convienience ergo you cannot marry a donkey you met 6 months ago on a beach carrying children around chewing F@@@@ tabbacco and thiking he/she is Gods gift to donkeyism´.
3. The donkey MUST smell of dung and stuff if not he/she is not a donkey and all visa applications under these rules will not be accepted no exceptions!!
In my opinion they are being harsh, I think donkeys are great why shouldn´t they marry,the thing is donkey males put it all up front, ´look I stink, I don´t wash my tail that often, and I leave things in the ashtray that you rather wouldnt see´
and humans only learn this after years of marriage long live the donkey king and all of his habits )
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