We know many jokes with turks... but can´t be told 

lol...too funny

 lol, soooo funny and soooooo true!! haha

 She should try with "WWW.COME2BED.COM!" 

Another funny one: 

http://nl.tinypic.com/player.php?v=24ux4t4&s=6

how about a Kurdish joke?

They ask the Kurd what his favoite fruit is.

He says onion.

hohohohoho

The name of our new minister of labour and social protection is Mihai Şeitan. And there was a caricature in a newspaper:

The old woman : "Do you know that Şeitan means devil? "

The old man: " İ knew that the social protection will be given to the devil".

A preacher is giving a sermon abort forgiveness.After very  passionate speech he asks people

How many of you brothers and sisters will forgive your enemies?

Half of them raise their hands up.Not satisfied preacher goes on.20 minutes passed and the question returns

-This time how many of you will forgive all your enemies?

This time about 80% raised their hands.Disappointed preacher comes back to his speech.Another 30 min passes and the preacher asks again-this time how many of you.......?

As it is all about lunch time and ppl think about their meal all raise hands up except an elderly lady at the back.

The preacher asks

-why don’t you want to forgive your enemies?

-I don’t have any.

- How amazing!!!!!How old are you?

- 94.

-Wow,Can you please come here to the altar and say loud how it is possible to live up to 94 and not to have any enemies.

The elderly lady slowly approaches him,being a bit shy.She takes the microphone and says:

I survived ALL Those Bastards.............