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 Long Live The Queen!

Two guys are talking:

A: I´ve read that whomen who take the initiative in bed are happier. I asked my wife to do it...

B: And?

A: She went to sleep saying she is indeed happier

What´s a whoman

It´s a man who can never remember anyone´s name KD!   

  RIL

A Husband´s Moment of Realization

 A woman´s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

 As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

 "What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck." 

Ode to the perfect man

The perfect man is gentle

And never cruel or mean.

He has a perfect smile

And is always neat and clean.

The perfect man likes kids

And will raise them by your side.

He will be a caring father,

And good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking.

He will clean and vacuum, too.

He´ll do what´s in his power

To show his love for you.

The perfect man is sweet,

Writing poems with your name.

He´s a best friend to your mother

And will kiss away your pain.

He never makes you cry

Nor caused you hurt in any way.

To hell with this endless poem --

The perfect man is gay.

so true!!!

In America, they say it´s 10:00 do you know where your children are?

In England, they say it´s 10:00 do you know where your husband is?

In Paris, they say it´s 10:00 do you know where your wife is?

And in Poland, they say it´s 10:00 do you know what time it is?

Mwuahhhhhhhhahaha!!!!