I think only desperate people pay for something that soooooo easy to get for free

Do you remember that programme?

http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/M/manhunters/turkish-toyboys.html

well..Those women in that programme, seemed so desperate and the boys seemed very slimy ...

 How could we ever forget.............

What does a programmer say to his wife after a fight?

a href="to the kitchen"

What does an IT guy has on his tombstone?

- "John_Doe.zip"

Two admins are talking:

a: A friend of mine has damaged the main server in 5 minutes

b: Is he a hacker?

a: Nah, a moron

But that requires him to oblige her with a click.

Surely it should be:

onLoad="wife.location.href=´the kitchen´;

Or a better solution:

Content-type: text/html

Content-location: the_kitchen

Cache-control: no-cache

Oi! That was supposed to be a joke not something to elaborate on! Them bloody nerds never allow tiniest mistakes for the sake of the joke

or

Content-type: text/html

Content-location: the_TC.lounge

Cache-control: no-cache

Why would we want HTML in the TC Lounge???

Content-type: mime/x-bartender

Accept-language: en

Accept-language: tk

Host: turkishclass.com:80

Set-cookie: choc=chip; path=/

Content-location: the_TC.lounge

This is a huge no from me bod because I hate javascript

That is why I gave you a server side HTTP header solution as a better option

he he

Today I was trying to write this programme which is a thread itself and wakes up every minute and does something.

I wanted it to do something extra just after every night (after 24:0. First I thought I could get away with a simple method but I have changed my mind later on as the lines of programme started to pile up (which I hate).

Now I have a new object called MidnightCowboy

 MidnightCowboy{

public void getUp(){}

public void findTheBest(){

//finds something from db for me

}

public void dealWithIT(){

//deals with the work

}

public boolean howWasIT(){

//returns true if it has been  successful

} 

}

If it is going to happen in the middle of the night - make sure you use a protected class