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Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3631.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 03:10 am

lol,only if he offers me a good percentages of the profit,and allow me to see it every now and then..lol



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3632.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:52 am

Quoting gezbelle:



no, i didn't tell them about the officer.

i did say that my kangaroo sometimes gets bored and talks to the other kangaroos, and the wombats and koalas that walk by



What a naughty kangaroo,lol

No my camel,is bussiness camel tho

İt take a hike at the time i don't need it,and drive,'oppss'i mean walk people to the places they want for a reasnable fair,
But take loads from the foriegner ,guess it want to build its own career
And when i need it,i pager it,,lol



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3633.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:44 am

Quoting cyrano:

If my percentages will reach to the amount with which I can buy a computer, then I accept! Deal!


For 100 camels cyrano,i can assure you will buy a laptop,not a desktop too lol



Thread: LESS EUROPE, MORE ISLAM "DER SPIEGEL"

3634.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:41 am

Quoting Cecile:

Biraz da Türkçe yazalım.

Hem zaten İngilizce bilmiyorum.

Basit cumleler kullanacağım.

Türkiyenin batısında yaşıyorum ve Bir erkeğim.

Türk gözü ve düşÃ¼ncesi ile yazacağım.

Su anda, Turkiyede, Islamci (burada dinci deriz) gorunmek ya da olmak moda.

Neden Moda?.

Hükümetimiz ve başbakanımız islamcı.
Eğer islamcı bir görüntünüz var ise işleriniz kolaylaşır.
Birkaç dini toplantıya gidersiniz ve işi alırsınız.
Para sözkonusu değildir.
Bu hem devlette hem de özel sektörde böyledir.
İşe girmek istiyorsunuz, yöneticilerle birlikte ibadet edin.
Kariyeriniz geliştirmek istiyorsunuz, imzanızı arap harflerine benzetin ve sağdan sola doğru atım.
Market açtınız, başı örtülü kasiyer koyun.

Geceleri içki içip, zamparalık yapıp, kumar oynayıp, gündüzleri camiye giden bir sürü sahtekar var.

Kısacası bugünlerde Türkiyede dinci görünmek para kazandırıyor.

Ancak şu iyi bilinmelidir. Başbakanımız, vekilleri ve diğer çoğu dinci görünenler, gerçekten din adına yapmıyorlar. Herşey maddi. Erdoğanın çocukları Amerikada. Diğer birçok vekilin eşi musluman bile değil. Birçoğunun dini imanı paradır, kariyerdir.

Bir konu daha var. Avrupadaki Türklere baklarak Türkiye hakkında düşÃ¼nceler üretmeyin. Avrupadaki Türkler din konusunda ayrılmışlar, birbirlerine düşman olmuşlardır. Din konudunda fanatik olmuşlardır. Türkiyede durum kesinlikle böyle değildir.

Kısacası, Türkiyede, çok din sahtekarı vardır. Çoğu göstermeliktir.

Yarın Atatürkçülük moda olduğunda (para kazandırdığında) dincilerin yarısı Atatürkçülüğü seçecektir.

Emin olun Türkiye kesinlikle dini bir yönetime geçmeyecek, modern çizgisinden çıkmayacaktır.


İ just got little of it,
Main thing is İslam is stylish now cause the government is İslamic one,
But i'm afraid,i coundn't get more,can anyone help out here ?



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3635.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:34 am

Quoting cyrano:

And I require %6 percentage from both of you as I have commercially followed and read all your commercial correspondences.

Ehi!


Only if you'll help in İstanbul,and provide selling them there



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3636.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:32 am

Quoting gezbelle:

Quoting CANLI:

Deal

Ok another amusing story,

İ've met some American here online,who thought we live in a tent,and park our camels outside!

İ said yes,and having my Pc connected to the satellite,because we coundn't have ADSL here on the desert,and i've learnt to talk 2 languages once upon a dream,
And trying to dream about another one to come !



hahahahahahahha...

WHAT???!!! i thought you did live in tents and parked your camels outside!! hmmmmm.....

hahahahahahahaha...

same as what some people think about australia...that we ride kangaroos to school and work.

i said to one guy that asked me that, that we park the kangaroos out on the street and tie them up wild west style to the pole.



lollll,

Don't tell me you forgot to tell them about the officer who come regularly,and collect tickets if you park it in a wrong place ?
After all,we have order in the desert lol

İ forgot to tell him about that one tho.. lol



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3637.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:22 am

Deal

Ok another amusing story,

İ've met some American here online,who thought we live in a tent,and park our camels outside!

İ said yes,and having my Pc connected to the satellite,because we coundn't have ADSL here on the desert,and i've learnt to talk 2 languages once upon a dream,
And trying to dream about another one to come !



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3638.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:20 am

Quoting aenigma x:

Quoting aenigma x:

I love Camels ! They have such attitude! They always seem to look down their nose at you and act so superior! Wonderful!

I will buy 10 and name them after classmates here heheheheheheeheheheeheheeheeheheeeeeeeeeeeee!



Any volunteers? I promise to pick the camel which best suits your personality



Camels are very huge,i afraid of them ,can i have a horse ??lol



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3639.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:18 am

Quoting gezbelle:

Quoting CANLI:

Quoting gezbelle:



oops...that should've been hopefully there was no offence...ya! özür dilerim



Only if you provide some camels for my project of getting rich without that marriage part )



hmmmm...if we split the profits maybe...



Well,i don't mind splitting on one condition,that i take the high share,after all,the camels will come from my country



Thread: Amusing converstation overheard

3640.       CANLI
5084 posts
 10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:09 am

Quoting gezbelle:



oops...that should've been hopefully there was no offence...ya! özür dilerim



Only if you provide some camels for my project of getting rich without that marriage part )



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