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Yes, I´ll marry you, my dear, and here´s the reason why; So I can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry, and if we hear a knocking and it´s creepy and it´s late, I hand you the torch you see, and you investigate.
Yes I´ll marry you, my dear, you may not apprehend it, but when the tumble-drier goes it´s you that has to mend it. You have to face the neighbour should our labrador attack him, and if a drunkard fondles me it´s you that has to whack him.
Yes, I´ll marry you, you´re virile and you´re lean, my house is like a pigsty you can help to keep it clean. That tasty little dinner which you served by candlelight, as I do chipolatas, you can cook it every night!
It´s you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track, and when i am in a mood it´s you who gets the flak. i do see great advantages, but none of them for you, and so before you see the light, I do,I do,I do
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Of course it`s a joke, and it`s meant to put a smile on someone`s face. Don`t worry!
Good luck to the translator