Yeah fancy believing that he could carry Heroin to the west....Without bribing the guard on duty,silly man,his running shoes didn't help him then did they?

Bet they don't get a 6 course smoked Salmon dinner at Christmas,I know people who commit offences just to get in for this taxpayer free for all,I really should change the company I keep.
P.S I think Bob learned his trade chasing the rats in there no wonder he was so quick.

Are these the only choices?I was hoping for mass murder,a degree of vocation or slaughter innocent people in a quest for media attention BA double Honours,if this is all that's on offer i'll commit my crime here

Just like the UK then! brilliant!I can sleep in peace knowing that I can commit a crime in Turkey and still read for a Degree

I don't know about Capital Punishment in Turkey,but I wouldn't want to spend a night in one of their prisons,no sky?no video games?no studying for a degree?Do they have gyms in there?Or are they really 'proper' prisons?

Here endeth the lesson,thanks for the insight))))

With the unforgivable risk of sounding ignorant why??

Nice message!Hope it cheered your day up