Please clarify. In what way does it sum up the UK?

Contented, having spent a lovely afternoon with my grandchildren.  My 2 year old grand daughter is obsessed with the story of Little Red Riding Hood and she has taken to calling me Grandma Hood . . . I sound like a gangster!!

I´m so glad this thread resurfaced.  I remember reading it at the time and almost made a comment but decided against it. 

Hilarious Aenigma, I forgot how entertaining you can be at times .

 Yes dear

 sweetie . . . hmmm oft used here through gritted teeth .

As for my preaching.  I´ve never done any preaching about my faith, not here, not anywhere. People can do and think what they like about religion and faith, it´s a personal thing.

Obviously my invitation to you was tongue in cheek.

I think we´ve exhausted this for today.

 Well that Frisco Flyer looks very small indeed.  Canal boats, on the other hand, can be quite spacious, although never as spacious as a house.

  Is this the whole point of your rants? Wait a minute . . . 

I didn´t fall into the trap you think you laid.  I needn´t have told you anything at all about what I do but I kinda like to wind you up.  You get so hot under the collar and begin preaching from Qur´an.  You´ll be advocating Sheriah in the UK next.

p.s. If you need more information on becoming a New Muslim I have a great selection of websites you can visit and ask all the questions you want. 

 You can say what you like and stamp your feet as much as you wish Aenigma. You aren´t my judge and your rants about Islam and Muslims are worthless. 

Go and stir your pasta, it´s sticking to the pan again

Well you can also begin a thread . . . "What did you do yesterday?" 

I´m sorry to hear of your ill luck and hope you get everything sorted out soon.  You are lucky you didn´t get hurt yourself.

But what an opportunity! To live on a canal boat!  I would love that!  BUt . . . would there be security issues?  Good luck with your search anyway.