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a game to enjoy!!!!!
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 08:06 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: You're so ungrateful....I buy you the best food, get you the best scratching posts, home grown catnip, kibbles when you are a good girl, CATS! They think they can just come and go as they please! |
You are keeping me in captivity, you never let me out with the other cats, you don't let me hunt for mice - the REAL food! Don't you see the hints I'm trying to give you to show you what I'm longing for?
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 08:09 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: You're so ungrateful....I buy you the best food, get you the best scratching posts, home grown catnip, kibbles when you are a good girl, CATS! They think they can just come and go as they please! |
You are keeping me in captivity, you never let me out with the other cats, you don't let me hunt for mice - the REAL food! Don't you see the hints I'm trying to give you to show you what I'm longing for? |
I better not catch you on Kitty Facebook! You know I never let you out!!
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 08:17 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: I better not catch you on Kitty Facebook! You know I never let you out!! |
This is what I'm talking about!!!! Cat Rights violations!!! I will make you pay for the pain and suffering you're causing me.... as soon as I find a way... :-S
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 08:21 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: I better not catch you on Kitty Facebook! You know I never let you out!! |
This is what I'm talking about!!!! Cat Rights violations!!! I will make you pay for the pain and suffering you're causing me.... as soon as I find a way... :-S |
It's no use, Cat, I have hidden all the shoes so you can't barf in them and covered all the furniture with plastic.....So you behave yourself, lest I shave you and show your naked skin to all the neighborhood cats!
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 08:36 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: It's no use, Cat, I have hidden all the shoes so you can't barf in them and covered all the furniture with plastic.....So you behave yourself, lest I shave you and show your naked skin to all the neighborhood cats! |
Don't be surprised when you see me trying to kill myself one day! Oh... I'm so depressed...
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 08:37 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: It's no use, Cat, I have hidden all the shoes so you can't barf in them and covered all the furniture with plastic.....So you behave yourself, lest I shave you and show your naked skin to all the neighborhood cats! |
Don't be surprised when you see me trying to kill myself one day! Oh... I'm so depressed... |
Cheer up, or I'll have your claws removed. Nobody likes a grumpy kitty!
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 09:05 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: Cheer up, or I'll have your claws removed. Nobody likes a grumpy kitty! |
To the Cats I Loved,
Dear friends... I chose to end my life because I've been feeling lately like my life has no meaning. I can't enjoy the things I used to enjoy... My owner is oppressing me more and more lately. I tried to tell her that I'm depressed, but she doesn't believe in psychiatry... I think this is the best thing for me at this time.
Thank you for all your love... I will miss you dearly.
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Oh kitty, go lay in your catnip patch for a while. It will cheer you up! I got a nice ball of yarn for you too.
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 09:06 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: Oh kitty, go lay in your catnip patch for a while. It will cheer you up! I got a nice ball of yarn for you too. |
I won't eat anything you give me for the whole day!
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 09:08 pm |
That's hardly a threat kitty! It means less mess in the cat box!! YOU DO LOVE ME!!
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04 Apr 2008 Fri 09:17 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: That's hardly a threat kitty! It means less mess in the cat box!! YOU DO LOVE ME!! |
hahahahahahahaha
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