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What made you smile today :)
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 12:05 am |
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Quoting peace train: Subject: "New" English announced by the Commission
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly , this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining " ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.
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i was first 
http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_11_6289_76
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 12:26 am |
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Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting peace train: Subject: "New" English announced by the Commission
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly , this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining " ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.
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i was first
http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_11_6289_76 |
Femme your need for such recognition makes me smile today
I don't read every post on the site. It was just an item that a friend sent to me a while ago and I found it funny.
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 12:29 am |
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discussion over English))If Sobieski's army was not interested so much in plundering the tents of great Vesir,it would be no English or German)))At least Turks will not have problems with pronouncation,similar!!!!))))
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 02:12 pm |
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jaga's 5 requests for translation of the same text,she must be desperate)))
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 03:38 pm |
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Quoting kafesteki kus: jaga's 5 requests for translation of the same text,she must be desperate))) |
you have to consider admins advises before commenting on translations section 
read it carefully 
http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_11_6289_81
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 05:23 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: you have to consider admins advises before commenting on translations section
read it carefully
http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_11_6289_81 |
Femme, maybe it's time for you to get stronger pills. :-S I can prescribe you some if you don't have a doctor.
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 05:39 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting femme_fatal: you have to consider admins advises before commenting on translations section
read it carefully
http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_11_6289_81 |
Femme, maybe it's time for you to get stronger pills. :-S I can prescribe you some if you don't have a doctor. |
Do they have pills for what Femme's got? (ie...bottom shrinking pills?
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 05:43 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Do they have pills for what Femme's got? (ie...bottom shrinking pills? |
There are pills for everything these days, we can even cure Alfie from what he's got if we get access to his drinks.
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10 Dec 2007 Mon 07:37 pm |
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my beautiful son.. singing
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