This news headline caught my eye:

"Beijing to bring in extra pandas for olympic games."

Any one any "event" suggestions?

That would be pandamonium!

Actually their synchronized swimming skills will be unveiled 2 months prior to the Olympics, at the Pandasian Games.

They also have a toboggan team currently practising for the Winter Olympics, in Pandarctica. A specialist drug testing team will be on hand to test for any trace of the banned substance "speed".

"How are we going to avoid being boycotted" I guess is top of the Strategy agenda

Yes, we must set the propapanda machine in motion and show the cute side.