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Yatakta Heyecanı Artıran Hareketler
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13 May 2008 Tue 09:12 pm |
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Gerinin
Kollarınızı başınızın üzerine doğru uzatarak, sırtüstü yatın. Gerinme sayesinde hem kendinizi daha seksi ve güçlü hissedeceksiniz hem de karnınız dümdüz gözükecek ve göğüsleriniz daha yukarıda durur..
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Stretch
Extend your arms above your head, lay down on your back. By stretching this way, you will feel yourself more sexy and powerful and at the same time, your tummy will look completely flat and your boobs will be higher..
haha..cat is still nowhere to be seen.
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| 31. |
13 May 2008 Tue 09:18 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Gerinin
Kollarınızı başınızın üzerine doğru uzatarak, sırtüstü yatın. Gerinme sayesinde hem kendinizi daha seksi ve güçlü hissedeceksiniz hem de karnınız dümdüz gözükecek ve göğüsleriniz daha yukarıda durur..
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Stretch
Extend your arms above your head, lay down on your back. By stretching this way, you will feel yourself more sexy and powerful and at the same time, your tummy will look completely flat and your boobs will be higher..
haha..cat is still nowhere to be seen. |
Handsom is making all this up. This is really instructions for a man on how to properly clean a house. 
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| 32. |
13 May 2008 Tue 09:20 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Gerinin
Kollarınızı başınızın üzerine doğru uzatarak, sırtüstü yatın. Gerinme sayesinde hem kendinizi daha seksi ve güçlü hissedeceksiniz hem de karnınız dümdüz gözükecek ve göğüsleriniz daha yukarıda durur..
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Stretch
Extend your arms above your head, lay down on your back. By stretching this way, you will feel yourself more sexy and powerful and at the same time, your tummy will look completely flat and your boobs will be higher..
haha..cat is still nowhere to be seen. |
OK OK....if you need your man to lay down to get his "boobs" higher....I don't think I would go much further with him...Man Boobs are just NASTY! Oh, and I think Cat will agree with me! 
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| 33. |
13 May 2008 Tue 09:55 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting thehandsom: Gerinin
Kollarınızı başınızın üzerine doğru uzatarak, sırtüstü yatın. Gerinme sayesinde hem kendinizi daha seksi ve güçlü hissedeceksiniz hem de karnınız dümdüz gözükecek ve göğüsleriniz daha yukarıda durur..
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Stretch
Extend your arms above your head, lay down on your back. By stretching this way, you will feel yourself more sexy and powerful and at the same time, your tummy will look completely flat and your boobs will be higher..
haha..cat is still nowhere to be seen. |
Handsom is making all this up. This is really instructions for a man on how to properly clean a house. |
if its instructions on how to clean the house then i think it is my duty to send it... there are somethings i dont mind doing by myself but cleaning is not one of them
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| 34. |
13 May 2008 Tue 09:56 pm |
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cmon handsom dont hold us in suspense!!!
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| 35. |
13 May 2008 Tue 09:59 pm |
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I'm so damn confused..I thought this translation was from Ates girlfriend asking him to do the following. I agree flat abs are wonderful, but Ates has boobs?  I don't think as a woman I have ever had a thing for men's boobs. I do like a good set of pecks, but boobs. 
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| 36. |
13 May 2008 Tue 10:01 pm |
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I just had a thought maybe Ates, was the man KeithL posted about previously who was having a baby. 
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| 37. |
13 May 2008 Tue 10:21 pm |
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thehandsom I wish you would clarify this for us..please translate the rest. :-S
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| 38. |
13 May 2008 Tue 10:45 pm |
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I just looked at Ates's profile...it says he has Turkish GirlfriendS (plural) I think this one is too much trouble...maybe you should try one of the other ones. How can a man be expected to remember to undress slowly, stretch so his stomach looks flat AND make his man boobs look higher? There is more on this list too! At this point he can't even breath!
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| 39. |
13 May 2008 Tue 10:53 pm |
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I have this strange feeling that 'Ateş' is having a little fun with us here!! I am sure he is perfectly capable of translating this himself.
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| 40. |
13 May 2008 Tue 10:59 pm |
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Awww poor Ates. First we find out that he has a dominatrix girlfriend, then we learn he has "moobies" and now we find out he is a philanderer?!?!?!
And all this from his very first post! I'm actually frightened of what we might learn about him in future posts!! 
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