I think this important subject warrants it´s own thread.  The credit crunch is putting dudus in a serious situation.

Recent reports show that some are having to buy their own phone credits.  As DD suggested, has it yet reached the point where they will be forced to buy their own cell phones, laptops and (heaven forbid) pay for their mothers´ urgent operations?

Any updates should be posted here.  We will be monitoring the situation closely and, if necessary, will organise air drops of aid packages into dudu areas...

Should all that happen I hereby declare that I shall start being a god fearing person

I have heard rumors that dudus all over are actually sharing victims since there seems to be a shortage of women willing to fork over money.  

 That´s great news! It´ll mean I will have more dudu´s for the price of one...

 Was that a typing mistake?...........

 No??? 

I predict a rise in dudu membership here in TC.  Beware..