nope, no fee, did it all turkish way. i bribed vineyards so much, he promised me he would whisper a word to yilgun´s flat ears. i just donno now, if he ever did that or yilgun is simply deaf.

Did you make a pair of shoes that someone threw at yilgun?  This is just another old fashion, communist scare tactic! 

 Oh dear, you are right!  You are missing from the list.......and I have now "magically" appeared.

I knew my evil plan to get on the list would work!!!  Muahahhahahahahha

 Well there is your answer!  Your mistake was to bribe viney.  He has run off to purchase wine with the money you paid.  You must be more careful with who you choose to pay your bribes. 

 no, lisa, you confused it all as usually it was yilgun´s father´s neighbour´s uncle that made the shoes that were thrown into the bushes of the garden of white house, and scared all the mice and rats, that now cats have to work to bring the mice back. offff

i assure you, communists have nothing to do with yilgun.

 no, you are right, i meant he was so nice to me, i mean he sounded so romantic and so promising, you know he also sang me so many songs from abba, he said he will get me a mercedes if i get on the list and won the prize etc etc.

 Oh poor, dear femme!  It´s always diffiult to find out you have been bamboozled!  I would be happy to say a few words in yilgun´s ear on your behalf. 

We can work out details through PM.

 hummmm....sounds to me like he was drunk again!

Yilgun, PLEASE add Femme to the list of candidates.....it seems you have hurt her feelings and forced her to be nice to vineyards!  I hope you are proud of yourself now!

 Hey, hey!!!  I was making private arrangements with femme to speak to yilgun!!  Don´t be moving in on my action????? 

 GG....stop showing your jealous side!  You have no intention to help femme....you only want to poison yilguns mind so that you can pursuade him to pick YOU!  I know how you operate you bed amerikan!