the discussion with tami (and other his turkish fellow mates) looks like this:
A (as for anyone): tami, heres an apple!
E (as for everyone): where?
T (as for tami): bad apple!
A: why is it bad?
T: because it is bad, basta, it looks green.
A: but apples can be green and its not bad to be green.
T: apples are red, go educate yourself, heres a turkish definition of apple.
E: wait a minute, i love green apples, and red apples are delicios, bla bla.
T: you should go and have brain surgery, you know nothing about apples.
A: lets not talk about apples.
E: yes, admin, pls lock this thread.
T: im always right, because im turk!
you forgot to add that apples are greatly used by Christian mythology and therefore are means to depreciate and/or oppress secular countries like Turkey 
