Like men always measure......

 Are you the foreigner posing as a Turk with a dumb nick?  I don´t have any problem believing you are a Turk . Nationalist, racist or not it seems to me that the Turkish men on this site have one thing in common (I won´t say what ).

 You are always right dude.

You know so much about what we know or do not know.

Enlighten us with your wisdom. As usual, your wisdom is shining like the star of Bethlehem.

and as Freud would say ... the bigger the mouth the smaller the ... Turkishness

 And I guess like women always gossip & giggle with their girlfriends about size matters...

 Does that come in inches/centimetres as well?

 What are you saying Melek....do we need to get the microscope?

Why don´t you measure it for us with your delicate hands?

And, yes, I was lecturing you about spewing venom, too.

That was before I discovered the delicate nature of your hands and the sweetness of your words. I take it all back. You are not a venom-spewer.  

 You may need some tweezers with that microscope as well.

 It comes in mini-meters.

It is a grower though, I promise.