Do NOT listen to the evil cat!!!  Send all remittance directly to me!

Ama canim... you are making a financial mistake by not going through proper financial routes to make sure that your money is invested well in these tough times... I do hope you reconsider.. and if not...

I have a BETTER sublimal set of cds.. the ones from GG have a poor track record, they turn out to be all spam.. read to real users´ comments:

"I highly recommend CW´s sublimal cd´s for learning Turkish. I tried GG´s set first and I was highly disappointed."

"CW´s tapes are well worth the money.. do not listen to the competitors."

"Absolute magic! Unlike all the other ads you will see around.."

To order your cd´s, send a check to CAT23339WOMAN900888

 Clearly you have written your own advertising copy here!   This is a vain attempt to steal my customers who are far too intelligent to fall for your sad little attempt at discrediting me. 

That said, I am never one to  look away when a business opportunity presents.  I am intrigued by your persistent marketing campaign and would like to suggest that we combine our CD learning experiences and split the profits 70% (me) - 30% (you).   

Ok.. 75% me, 25% you... I guess we can make some changes to your CDs if we apply my highly effective learning techniques and we can merge businesses for 100% market share.. This is really your best option.

 Your techniques are tried and true..........for the clearly delusional.   I was only trying to be generous to you since you have nothing to offer other than your own rather sad CD´s.  Who wants to listen to you meowing and hissing on a 5 CD set?   

I retract my very generous offer!   

 If there had been such a thing as a ´subliminal method´, do you think the whole world would still be going to language schools? I´m afraid there´s no subliminal method, just a strong will and a lot of studying .

I didnt meant like..you know..waking up in morning and speak chineese.... As I know cant be without learning but i asked if somebody know something about it . Thats all

Don’t listen to Chantal….buy GG’s subliminal message lessons! 

Nobody knows...

 I´m not sure what just happened but I was just sitting there paying my bills and next minute I´m writing out a cheque to a G. Girl......... OMG

All this arguing has confused potential customers, so those wishing to make a sensible purchase of my NEW CD - Subliminal For Dummies, at an incredibly favourable price of $50 each, please make cheques payable to:

L1O1L2M$4me

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and for an extra $10 you can have the incredible book that accompanies it called "How to extract a Laptop (and other valuables) from an unsupsecting female"