Well this is just as well, because I can tell you now you wont get much sun in the Isle of Wight!

Oh well. I am defeated, maybe you will let me be the person who turns you over when you feel you are all done on one side! Just so you dont have to exert yourself too much...

You are no way evil enough to be a moderator. it requires, age, experience and well....evilness....

OK! but now we are fighting over Alpha AND Ramayan lying on top of a piano and wearing only a hat. Does he know about this? Should we worry about how he feels to be the object of all this attention?
I mean Deli Kiz is lying around covered in greasy sun screen, there's you already brown, with messed up hair looking like some golden siren (yes I know my Greek mythology Sophe!) and then there's me belly dancing around the piano with wads of cash stuck down my (ample) cleavage with a BIG bloke watching on behalf of Alpha (or am I mixing my threads now - where are we? Still on the Isle of Wight?) Then there is Aenigma, running around trying to protect her carpets and best china AND trying to get a little piece of the action without offending her guests or neglecting Slavica who is also running around with her Nikon snapping away furiously.

I mean the whole business is beginning to sound like a Roman Orgy!