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1.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 06 Sep 2009 Sun 02:58 pm

Two priests decided to go to Antalya on vacation.

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They were determined to make this a real vacation
 by not wearing anything that would identify them
 as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed
 for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
 shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.



The next morning they went to the beach
 dressed in their ´tourist´ garb.
 They were sitting on beach chairs,




enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
 ´drop dead gorgeous´ blonde in a topless bikini
 came walking straight towards them..
 They couldn´t help but stare.


              

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
 ´Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,´
 nodding and addressing each of them individually,
 then she passed on by. They were both stunned.
 How in the world did she know they were priests?
 So the next day, they went back to the store
 and bought even more outrageous outfits.



These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
 Again she nodded at each of them, said



´Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,´
 and started to walk away.
 One of the priests couldn´t stand it any longer and said,
 ´Just a minute, young lady.´ ´Yes, Father?´
 ´We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
 how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as
 we are?´ She replied,

          

´Father, it´s me, Sister Kathleen.´


2.       Trudy
7887 posts
 06 Sep 2009 Sun 03:36 pm

I can´t see the attached pics, only little red crosses...

3.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 06 Sep 2009 Sun 06:51 pm

 

Quoting Trudy

I can´t see the attached pics, only little red crosses...

What do you want to see ?

The two priests or Sister Kathleen?  Wink

4.       foka
597 posts
 06 Sep 2009 Sun 07:57 pm

 

Quoting AlphaF

 

What do you want to see ?

The two priests or Sister Kathleen?  Wink

 

  whats aquestion? of course priests

5.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 06 Sep 2009 Sun 08:24 pm

 

Quoting foka

 

 

  whats aquestion? of course priests

 

I think the real question is what makes a joke into ´traveling to Turkey´ section..lol lol 

 

6.       foka
597 posts
 06 Sep 2009 Sun 08:28 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

I think the real question is what makes a joke into ´traveling to Turkey´ section..lol lol 

 

 

lol welcome thehandsom lol



Edited (9/6/2009) by foka [,]

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