Fikra
Bir adam ve bir kadin arabalarini birbirine carpmislar. Korkunc bir kaza; her iki araba da hurdahas. Ancak adamda , kadinda da siyrik bile yok.
A man and a women cars crashed into each. an awful accident, and both cars were
damaged beyond repair there wasn`t even a graze on the man or the women
Kadin arabalara dogru bakmis ve "bu kazadan ikimizin de siyriksiz kurtulmasi bir mucize, tanri ikimizin yakin dostlar olmasini istiyor olmali" demis.
The woman looked directly at the cars and said,"this is a miracle and both of us escaping from this accident without a graze, god must be wanting us to be close friends
Adam kafasini sallamis
the man ?????
, gulumsemis ve "dogru, bu bir isaret" diye cevaplamis.
smiled and answered yes this is a sign
Kadin biraz sonra hurdahas arabasinin icinden bir sise sarap cikartmis.
soon after the woman took a bottle of wine from inside of her wrecked car
"Iste, bir mucize daha" demis,
here we go another miracle she said
"tanri bu birlikteligi kutlamamizi istiyor olmali". Siseyi acmis ve adama sunmus.
god wants us to celebrate this together she opened the bottle and presented it to the man
Adam kabul etmis ve sisedeki sarabi yarisina kadar icip tesekkur ederek kadina geri vermis.
The man accepted and drinking as much as half the wine in the bottle thanking he gave it back to the woman
Kadinin hic icmeden siseyi kapattigini gorunce, adam sormus. "Siz icmeyecekmisiniz ?"
When seeing the women closing the bottle without without drinking any ,the man asked " won`t you drink ?"
Kadin "Hayir" demis, "ben sadece polisin gelmesini bekleyecegim."
woman" no " she said "I will wait for the arrival of the police"
Thank you AlphaF... 
It serves him right, he should have learned Polish 