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Complaint to Moderators
1.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 04 Nov 2011 Fri 01:07 am

Dear Mods,

Having not been here for a year, I was somewhat distressed to find a private message from a member of ROYALTY in my inbox.  She is a poor princess from Abidjan who has lost her father and needs money DESPARATELY!  She is quite ready and willing to give me 15% of 5,650,000 dollars if I, no doubt, email her my bank details etc.

My complaint is THIS!  You have deleted this poor woman from your website! An act, if you don´t mind me saying which can only be described outrageous and heartless!  

This fine piece of craftmanship deserved a special "Female Dudu of the Year" award.  Forget the "my mother is very ill and needs hospital treatment" line or the "send me money my darling and we will buy a business so we can marry" balony, this has CLASS.

Yours sincerely,

Outraged of Aenigmaworld



Edited (11/4/2011) by TheAenigma [Heavens to betsy! It´s been so long, I spelt Aenigma incorrectly....!]

2.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 04 Nov 2011 Fri 01:48 am

Aenigma, things have changed since you were last here.  You need to fill out the proper forms to lodge a complaint.  Next you must have them approved by a moderator, then they must be notarized, sealed in a giant pink envelope, mailed to the north pole so that Santa can put any guilty parties on the "naughty list", then and ONLY THEN will the elves make a batch of sugar cookies, send said complaint to an admin for consideration.  If said admin feels your complaint is warrented, you will be deleted from the site forever.  

I hope this helps.  Aren´t you glad we have finally gotten some "real rules?"

 

Elisabeth

Ministry of Silly Offices 



Edited (11/4/2011) by Elisabeth
Edited (11/4/2011) by Elisabeth

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3.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 04 Nov 2011 Fri 09:31 am

 

Quoting Elisabeth

Aenigma, things have changed since you were last here.  You need to fill out the proper forms to lodge a complaint.  Next you must have them approved by a moderator, then they must be notarized, sealed in a giant pink envelope, mailed to the north pole so that Santa can put any guilty parties on the "naughty list", then and ONLY THEN will the elves make a batch of sugar cookies, send said complaint to an admin for consideration.  If said admin feels your complaint is warrented, you will be deleted from the site forever.  

I hope this helps.  Aren´t you glad we have finally gotten some "real rules?"

 

Elisabeth

Ministry of Silly Offices 

 

Ooopsy {#emotions_dlg.shy}

You run a tight ship here Elisabeth {#emotions_dlg.unsure}

 

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