Dear Mods,

Having not been here for a year, I was somewhat distressed to find a private message from a member of ROYALTY in my inbox.  She is a poor princess from Abidjan who has lost her father and needs money DESPARATELY!  She is quite ready and willing to give me 15% of 5,650,000 dollars if I, no doubt, email her my bank details etc.

My complaint is THIS!  You have deleted this poor woman from your website! An act, if you don´t mind me saying which can only be described outrageous and heartless!  

This fine piece of craftmanship deserved a special "Female Dudu of the Year" award.  Forget the "my mother is very ill and needs hospital treatment" line or the "send me money my darling and we will buy a business so we can marry" balony, this has CLASS.

Yours sincerely,

Outraged of Aenigmaworld

Aenigma, things have changed since you were last here.  You need to fill out the proper forms to lodge a complaint.  Next you must have them approved by a moderator, then they must be notarized, sealed in a giant pink envelope, mailed to the north pole so that Santa can put any guilty parties on the "naughty list", then and ONLY THEN will the elves make a batch of sugar cookies, send said complaint to an admin for consideration.  If said admin feels your complaint is warrented, you will be deleted from the site forever.  

I hope this helps.  Aren´t you glad we have finally gotten some "real rules?"

Elisabeth

Ministry of Silly Offices 

Ooopsy

You run a tight ship here Elisabeth