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TC Tabloid
theAenigma….EXPOSED!
You only thought that she lived a quiet life in the English countryside! TC tabloid has uncovered the “real” story behind theAenigma. A reliable source has revealed that theAenigma is really a CIA operative. We have even uncovered that theAenigma was the assassin who finally took out Osama bin Laden. Only now can we reveal his final words, “OFFFFFF! A GIRL?” TC tabloid also finds the timing of theAenigma’s return to TC very, very suspicious so soon after the death of Gadaffi. Any plans to visit Iran, theAenigma?
Catwoman….what does she REALLY regret?
In a resent rambling post on TC forum, Kitty seemed to express regret over some deep dark secret. TC tabloid has revealed that while on a catnip fueled night of partying at the local scratching post, catwoman actually got a tattoo that reads “HAIRY FOREVER” We can only guess what this means since the area that was tattooed actually had to be shaved first…so perhaps she was just being ironic? WE THINK NOT!
A dudu for girleegirl?
TC tabloid has confirmed that GG has been shacking up with an unknown dudu after being seen in the area of Kusadasi. Has she finally found her Turkish amore after all these years? Does he speak English? The lack of translation request is very perplexing however, we are monitoring new users closely for the “tell tale” signs of GG like verbiage.
Edited (11/9/2011) by Elisabeth
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