When Dursun sees Temel very happy , he couldn´t help but asked ;

- What happened Temel ? You look very happy.

Temel says ;

- I got my car insured and the following day I had a car accident..

- Eeee..

- Then I insured my house and the following day the fire broke out and my house was burnt down.

Dursun says ; 

- All things gone wrong , why the hell you are still happy ?

Temel answers ;

- Hehe.. Because  I got  Fadime [Temel´s wife] insured today.

Temel is a Pontian guy?

- Ne oldi Temel çok sevinçlisun?

They don´t use round vowels when there is a reason and use round vowels when there is no reason.

I like the attitude.

Someone asked Temel ;

-Temel, How do you tell if a woman is a good one or not  ?

Temel says; 

- By looking at the way of her talking.

The man asks; 

-What if the woman does not talk at all ?

Temel replies;

-I haven´t met such a good one yet.   

"Sigara ve içki içme hakkında öyle çok kitap okudum ki bırakmaya karar verdim"

"Sigarayı mı içkiyi mi?"

"Okumayı"

"I have read so many books about smoking and drinking that I´ve decided to give it up"

"Smoking and drinking?"

"Reading"

"Herşeyi olan bir adama ne verebilirsin?"

What do you give a man who has everything

"Penisilin"

"penicillin"