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Is this a Turkish Joke ?
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08 Jun 2009 Mon 10:28 pm |
Turk delikanlisi..
Fransiz, Ingiliz, Alman, Rus, Iranli, Hollandali bir de bizim Turk barda sohbet ederlerken baslamislar memleketlerini ovmeye..
Ingiliz, "Arkadaslar.." demis "Bizim biramiz cok meshurdur..Harika biralar uretiriz icmeye doyamazsiniz.."
Fransiz hemen girmis konuya "Bizim kizlarimiz meshurdur.." demis "Opmeye kiyamazsiniz.."
Alman icini cekip "Hey gidi memleketim.." demis, "Biz oyle arabalar uretiriz ki binmeye doyamazsiniz.."
Hollandali hemen atilmis, "Evlerimiz.." demis, "Butun dunyada bilinir.."
"Bizim en meshur seyimiz ovuncumuz KGB dir.." demis Rus, "Dunyanin bir ucunda sinek havalansa haberdardir!.."
Soz ona gelince Iranli, "Halilarimiz.." demis, "Yumusaciktir ve cok meshurdur.."
Sonra hepsi birden suskun oturan Turke donmusler..
Turke sakin sakin bakmis onlara ve gulerek baslamis soze..
"Arkadaslar bizim delikanlilarimiz meshurdur.." demis, "Oyleki, alir Fransiz´in kizini, icer Ingilizin birasini, atar Almanin arabasina, goturur Hollandali´nin evine, yatirir Iran halisinin uzerinde.. Degil kocasinin, KGB´nin bile ruhu duymaz.."
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13 Jun 2009 Sat 06:49 pm |
yes it´s a joke.
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13 Jun 2009 Sat 07:28 pm |
Turk delikanlisi..
Fransiz, Ingiliz, Alman, Rus, Iranli, Hollandali bir de bizim Turk barda sohbet ederlerken baslamislar memleketlerini ovmeye..
Ingiliz, "Arkadaslar.." demis "Bizim biramiz cok meshurdur..Harika biralar uretiriz icmeye doyamazsiniz.."
Fransiz hemen girmis konuya "Bizim kizlarimiz meshurdur.." demis "Opmeye kiyamazsiniz.."
Alman icini cekip "Hey gidi memleketim.." demis, "Biz oyle arabalar uretiriz ki binmeye doyamazsiniz.."
Hollandali hemen atilmis, "Evlerimiz.." demis, "Butun dunyada bilinir.."
"Bizim en meshur seyimiz ovuncumuz KGB dir.." demis Rus, "Dunyanin bir ucunda sinek havalansa haberdardir!.."
Soz ona gelince Iranli, "Halilarimiz.." demis, "Yumusaciktir ve cok meshurdur.."
Sonra hepsi birden suskun oturan Turke donmusler..
Turke sakin sakin bakmis onlara ve gulerek baslamis soze..
"Arkadaslar bizim delikanlilarimiz meshurdur.." demis, "Oyleki, alir Fransiz´in kizini, icer Ingilizin birasini, atar Almanin arabasina, goturur Hollandali´nin evine, yatirir Iran halisinin uzerinde.. Degil kocasinin, KGB´nin bile ruhu duymaz.."
good one indeed
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13 Jun 2009 Sat 11:04 pm |
Turk delikanlisi..
Fransiz, Ingiliz, Alman, Rus, Iranli, Hollandali bir de bizim Turk barda sohbet ederlerken baslamislar memleketlerini ovmeye..
Ingiliz, "Arkadaslar.." demis "Bizim biramiz cok meshurdur..Harika biralar uretiriz icmeye doyamazsiniz.."
Fransiz hemen girmis konuya "Bizim kizlarimiz meshurdur.." demis "Opmeye kiyamazsiniz.."
Alman icini cekip "Hey gidi memleketim.." demis, "Biz oyle arabalar uretiriz ki binmeye doyamazsiniz.."
Hollandali hemen atilmis, "Evlerimiz.." demis, "Butun dunyada bilinir.."
"Bizim en meshur seyimiz ovuncumuz KGB dir.." demis Rus, "Dunyanin bir ucunda sinek havalansa haberdardir!.."
Soz ona gelince Iranli, "Halilarimiz.." demis, "Yumusaciktir ve cok meshurdur.."
Sonra hepsi birden suskun oturan Turke donmusler..
Turke sakin sakin bakmis onlara ve gulerek baslamis soze..
"Arkadaslar bizim delikanlilarimiz meshurdur.." demis, "Oyleki, alir Fransiz´in kizini, icer Ingilizin birasini, atar Almanin arabasina, goturur Hollandali´nin evine, yatirir Iran halisinin uzerinde.. Degil kocasinin, KGB´nin bile ruhu duymaz.."
Translation trial....
The Turkish youth...
Once upon a time a French, English, German, Russian, Iranian, Dutch, and a Turk while chatting in a bar, they started to praise their countries...
"Guys, our beer is very famous, we produce wonderful beer which you will never be saturated with", The English said.
Then the French joined the conversation, "Our girls are famous" he said "You can´t give up kissing them".
Then the german showed up "Hey, my country... " said, " We produce cars which you can´t stop driving them..."
Then the Dutch rushed "Our houses..." said, "is well known all over the world..."
"Our most famous thing we proude of is KGB" the Russian said, "??????.."
Then comes the Iranian "Our carpets..." said, "velvety and very well known..."
Then they all turned to a Turk sitting silent...
The Turk looked at them very quietly and stated to talk while smiling...
"Guys, our youth are very famous" said, "so that, they take the French´s girl, drink the English´s beer, drive the German´s car, take the Dutch´s house, lay on the Iranian´s carpet, and is completely unware of KGB"
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14 Jun 2009 Sun 12:22 am |
Translation trial....
The Turkish youth...
Once upon a time a French, English, German, Russian, Iranian, Dutch, and a Turk while chatting in a bar, they started to praise their countries...
"Guys, our beer is very famous, we produce wonderful beer which you will never be saturated with", The English said.
Then the French joined the conversation, "Our girls are famous" he said "You can´t give up kissing them".
Then the german showed up "Hey, my country... " said, " We produce cars which you can´t stop driving them..."
Then the Dutch rushed "Our houses..." said, "is well known all over the world..."
"Our most famous thing we proude of is KGB" the Russian said, "??????.."**
Then comes the Iranian "Our carpets..." said, "velvety and very well known..."
Then they all turned to a Turk sitting silent...
The Turk looked at them very quietly and stated to talk while smiling...
"Guys, our youth are very famous" said, "so that, they take the French´s girl, drink the English´s beer, drive the German´s car, take the Dutch´s house, lay on the Iranian´s carpet, and is completely unware of KGB"
**???? - I think this translates as ´If a fly takes flight anywhere in the World, they hear about it´ (loose translation)
Edited (6/14/2009) by lady in red
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