You could send me as many private messages as and whenever you desire if you:

* are probably older than me
* post love songs dedicated to "me"
* are very annoying and write silly posts all the time
* can't cook.

"hi ya n how are you tonight .my name is X im 27 and im from south london in england.i read that your a man on a mission!i hope you find what your looking for,you dont want much do you.good luck babe.
so what part of turkey are you from? if you have time please reply.xxxxxxxx"

Thank you in advance!

Dear Candidates,

To begin with, you should be aware that I make no money, let alone enough money. This follows that I have no income at all and that the ideal candidate must be ready to provide me salary, no less than some $4000 or €3000 or £2000 monthly. This was intentionally mentioned not, in the advertisement since candidates were expected to easily infer from it.

Please note that because I am a romantic, very very romantic, poet, I have not enough time to perform and/or share any angary house work or whatever. To the contrary I have and will have time, as you appreciate, only to write love poems, occasionally ballads, and if wished, romances that I will dedicate to the ideal candidate, namely my future wife. Please also note that you should expect me to bring nothing more than that or no benefit package into the union in question.

The ideal candidate should take it into consideration that after the magnicifent marriage cerenomy, costs of which will be charged from her and in which many a woman all over the world, I believe, would wish to participate as the bridge, she will take my almost holly, most respected surname, "Bergerac". This means many a first lady, such as Hilary Bush and Cherie Booth, will without a doubt be jealous of the ideal candidate. Needles to ask, what else would she wish in her life?

Should you have further questions, please feel free to ask posting here. I will be more than happy to answer them.

Sincerely,
Cyrano de Bergerac