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Want to be an astronaut? ;)
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:40 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: It's for your own good, kitty, stop fighting!  |
I'm not talking to you, you will burn in hell for the atrocities you are committing against me! 
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:40 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: let me go, I have diarrhea... I need to go immediately!!! Or... I will poop all over you!   |
With this attitude, I am sure you will be thrown out of the kitty space program! 
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:44 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Poor kitty. That's ok...we can be patient. We won't feed you anything else until your tummy settles...then we will de-fur you! |
... never heard of such horrible monsters before... 
"cat goddess almighty, help me in my plight, as I help my sisters in their plights
please send horrible suffering on the ones who torture me
please harden the wax they want to use on me on their own hands and let it fix their hands forever
please send evil monsters on them
please give me the worst diarrhea ever and let me poop on their beds
send a storm and annihilate my enemies and allow cats to dominate the world
Amen"
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:48 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: It's for your own good, kitty, stop fighting! |
I'm not talking to you, you will burn in hell for the atrocities you are committing against me! |
Atrocities? May I remind you, we are talking about furballs!! What atrocities are you referring to here?
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:50 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Atrocities? May I remind you, we are talking about furballs!! What atrocities are you referring to here? |
you putting lead in me and trying to wax me!!! don't try to look so innocent here! 
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:53 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl:
you putting lead in me and trying to wax me!!! don't try to look so innocent here! |
All in an effort to help YOU reach your dream of being the first cat in space!!  |
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:58 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: All in an effort to help YOU reach your dream of being the first cat in space!! |
first it was first cat in home prison, now first cat in space prison, eh? so sweet of you! 
I told you, I'm 45, so I don't qualify. 
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| 37. |
28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:02 pm |
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Well Elisabeth, I think our altruistic acts are lost on this one. Hmmmm....maybe we could "help" send handsom off to space!!
Handsom.....where are you............
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:08 pm |
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I can even help you with that one... 
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:16 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: I can even help you with that one... |
Ok then. It seems we have our candidate for space!!!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:17 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: Atrocities? May I remind you, we are talking about furballs!! What atrocities are you referring to here? |
you putting lead in me and trying to wax me!!! don't try to look so innocent here! |
Don't we have to do this to a certain number of cats before we can call it an atrocity? I think you are being a bit dramatic here kitty!
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