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Colors of Your Sex
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05 May 2008 Mon 03:39 pm |
If your favorite color is:
RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!
YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and lean toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is Yellow! No don't panic, not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the person will acquiesce to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.
PURPLE Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer the color Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.
GREEN Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
PINK Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases, they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly hate men.
A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. Men who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will take three dates for the same evening and not keep one; preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead. Women whose husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they are deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.
ORANGE People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.
BROWN If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can't say "I Love You" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GRAY The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing less). It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women who prefer Gray don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. When a Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed with another color, the Gray spouse considers the color's infidelity a blessing.
BLUE Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.
WHITE If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in daylight in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names for their genitals.
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05 May 2008 Mon 03:56 pm |
Is this what you google at work???
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05 May 2008 Mon 03:57 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Is this what you google at work??? |
It is bank holiday monday in the UK..
Come on..tell us your colour!! haha
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05 May 2008 Mon 04:43 pm |
Not telling!
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05 May 2008 Mon 04:45 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: Not telling! |
I guess it is pink or black.
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05 May 2008 Mon 04:45 pm |
Quoting thehandsom: Quoting Elisabeth: Not telling! |
I guess it is pink or black. |
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05 May 2008 Mon 08:19 pm |
hmmmm .. black blue and green .. what a mixture hahahahaha
an elegant innocent pervert
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05 May 2008 Mon 08:38 pm |
Quoting thehandsom: Quoting catwoman: Is this what you google at work??? |
It is bank holiday monday in the UK..
Come on..tell us your colour!! haha |
Not 'til you tell us yours!!!
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05 May 2008 Mon 10:56 pm |
Quoting lady in red:
Not 'til you tell us yours!!! |
He doesn't want everyone to know is favorite color is yellow
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05 May 2008 Mon 11:52 pm |
My chosen colour is half me and half someone else!
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06 May 2008 Tue 12:19 am |
Now that I found out what a perv I am, I don't think I can expect from anybody to sleep with me
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06 May 2008 Tue 12:39 am |
Quoting Deli_kizin: Now that I found out what a perv I am, I don't think I can expect from anybody to sleep with me |
Who were you trying to seduce, eh?
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06 May 2008 Tue 12:41 am |
Quoting thehandsom: I guess it is black. |
Quoting thehandsom: BLACK Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer the color Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire. |
So... you like being strangled and whipped?
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06 May 2008 Tue 01:01 am |
What about turquoise?
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06 May 2008 Tue 03:36 am |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting thehandsom: I guess it is black. |
Quoting thehandsom: BLACK Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer the color Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire. |
So... you like being strangled and whipped? |
hahahaha....this somehow reminds me of another thread ... submissive at day... dominatrix at night... ... or maybe we are in front of bipolar behaviour... hehehehehe :-S ....
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06 May 2008 Tue 04:15 am |
... and our macho man is mild and meek by night
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06 May 2008 Tue 06:29 am |
I think TURQUOISE would be your color if you enjoy flirting with girls in touristic resorts, lying to them for money and sex. Sex for you is a game, it's a measure of your ego and penis size. You don't care about your partner, as long as your friends are jealous that you managed to get into her pants. In reality you hate the people you sleep with, but you are careful not to show it because you will make sure they will think you meant all the love words, and they hopefully start sending you money and gadgets soon. You hate yourself for doing this as well, but you do everything not to think about it.
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And.... the saddest part is that your performance in bed is rather mediocre... you are trying badly to make up for it with love words... but you know that this doesn't get you far :-S
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06 May 2008 Tue 06:55 am |
Quoting catwoman:
I think TURQUOISE would be your color if you enjoy flirting with girls in touristic resorts, lying to them for money and sex. Sex for you is a game, it's a measure of your ego and penis size. You don't care about your partner, as long as your friends are jealous that you managed to get into her pants. In reality you hate the people you sleep with, but you are careful not to show it because you will make sure they will think you meant all the love words, and they hopefully start sending you money and gadgets soon. You hate yourself for doing this as well, but you do everything not to think about it.
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And.... the saddest part is that your performance in bed is rather mediocre... you are trying badly to make up for it with love words... but you know that this doesn't get you far :-S |
hahahah perfect, just perfect!!!
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06 May 2008 Tue 07:19 am |
Hmmmmmm....I wonder where our dear turq is these days
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07 May 2008 Wed 06:14 pm |
I'm confused..my favorite is brown. But I recently heard that brown is the new black. So am I a treasure or a pervert?
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07 May 2008 Wed 06:22 pm |
Quoting teaschip: I'm confused..my favorite is brown. But I recently heard that brown is the new black. So am I a treasure or a pervert? |
Oh teas! It's so good to see you...you can be our most treasured pervert!
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07 May 2008 Wed 07:45 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting teaschip: I'm confused..my favorite is brown. But I recently heard that brown is the new black. So am I a treasure or a pervert? |
Oh teas! It's so good to see you...you can be our most treasured pervert! |
I don't know if I should be flattered or what..
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07 May 2008 Wed 08:10 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
Oh teas! It's so good to see you...you can be our most treasured pervert! |
I thought handsom was our most treasured pervert.
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07 May 2008 Wed 08:43 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
Oh teas! It's so good to see you...you can be our most treasured pervert! |
I thought handsom was our most treasured pervert. |
Apparently he is getting some stiff competition!!
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