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Nearly an embarassing moment!
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:12 pm |
Well I don´t think your friends will be coming to anymore of your surprise birthday parties!
Edited (3/9/2009) by Elisabeth
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:16 pm |
Well I don´t think your friends will be coming to anymore of your surprise birthday parties!
i think there will never be a surprise birthday pop-ups anymore
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:25 pm |
i think there will never be a surprise birthday pop-ups anymore
Not after that trauma! I promise you, I will just send you a card next time!!
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:00 pm |
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha OMG classic!!! (just embarrassed myself in the park laughing at this post....weird crazy lady laughing to herself)
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:04 pm |
ha ha OMG classic!!! (just embarrassed myself in the park laughing at this post....weird crazy lady laughing to herself)
OMG how addicted are you that you are logging on to TC in a PARK???? For the love of god woman get yourself some help!!
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:06 pm |
OMG how addicted are you that you are logging on to TC in a PARK???? For the love of god woman get yourself some help!!
I know but there´s only a help line for the babyglam vigil
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:11 pm |
I know but there´s only a help line for the babyglam vigil
Come to the Duduholics Anonymous meeting, in the Lounge, 10pm tonight!
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:12 pm |
Come to the Duduholics Anonymous meeting, in the Lounge, 10pm tonight!
But it clashes with the vigil!
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:14 pm |
But it clashes with the vigil!
Methinks it´s going to be the same crowd.
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 12:34 pm |
Come to the Duduholics Anonymous meeting, in the Lounge, 10pm tonight!
How can you be an anonymous dudu???
*CoNFuSeD*
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 01:21 pm |
How can you be an anonymous dudu???
*CoNFuSeD*
you need glasses, bod. or are you posting for posting only?
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