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30.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:12 pm

Well I don´t think your friends will be coming to anymore of your surprise birthday parties!{#lang_emotions_lol_fast}



Edited (3/9/2009) by Elisabeth

31.       femmeous
2642 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:16 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

Well I don´t think your friends will be coming to anymore of your surprise birthday parties!{#lang_emotions_lol_fast}

 

i think there will never be a surprise birthday pop-ups anymore lol

32.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:25 pm

{#lang_emotions_puking} 

Quoting femmeous

 

 

i think there will never be a surprise birthday pop-ups anymore lol

 

 Not after that trauma!  I promise you, I will just send you a card next time!!

33.       lessluv
1052 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:00 pm

 

Quoting femmeous

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my
way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he  returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

 

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 ha ha OMG classic!!! (just embarrassed myself in the park laughing at this post....weird crazy lady laughing to herself)

34.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:04 pm

 

Quoting lessluv

 

 

 ha ha OMG classic!!! (just embarrassed myself in the park laughing at this post....weird crazy lady laughing to herself)

 

 OMG how addicted are you that you are logging on to TC in a PARK????  For the love of god woman get yourself some help!!  {#lang_emotions_lol_fast}

35.       lessluv
1052 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:06 pm

 

Quoting girleegirl

 

 

 OMG how addicted are you that you are logging on to TC in a PARK????  For the love of god woman get yourself some help!!  {#lang_emotions_lol_fast}

 

 I know but there´s only a help line for the babyglam vigil

36.       Melek74
1506 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:11 pm

 

Quoting lessluv

 

 

 I know but there´s only a help line for the babyglam vigil

 

Come to the Duduholics Anonymous meeting, in the Lounge, 10pm tonight!  {#lang_emotions_cool}

37.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:12 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

Come to the Duduholics Anonymous meeting, in the Lounge, 10pm tonight!  {#lang_emotions_cool}

 

 But it clashes with the vigil!

38.       Melek74
1506 posts
 09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:14 pm

 

Quoting TheAenigma

 

 

 But it clashes with the vigil!

 

Methinks it´s going to be the same crowd. lol

39.       bod
5999 posts
 10 Mar 2009 Tue 12:34 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

Come to the Duduholics Anonymous meeting, in the Lounge, 10pm tonight!  {#lang_emotions_cool}

 

How can you be an anonymous dudu???

*CoNFuSeD*

 

40.       femmeous
2642 posts
 10 Mar 2009 Tue 01:21 pm

 

Quoting bod

 

 

How can you be an anonymous dudu???

*CoNFuSeD*

 

 

 you need glasses, bod. or are you posting for posting only? {#lang_emotions_confused}

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