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The Holy POPE
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11 Dec 2009 Fri 12:41 pm |
Stop splitting hairs! If somebody important ever spent ANY time in Turkey they are TURKISH! I can´t believe we have to keep telling you this, Aenigma!
Sorry I keep forgetting
Hmmmm, I am important and have spent a little time in Turkey - am I Turkish?
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11 Dec 2009 Fri 03:52 pm |
Sorry I keep forgetting
Hmmmm, I am important and have spent a little time in Turkey - am I Turkish?
Yes!!! Didn´t you receive your "Welcome to Turkishness" package in the mail? It would have included a several instruction manuals including, "Responses to insults to Turkishness", "How to fend off Evil Western Women (you would have gotten the female version...."Keeping your Man!"), "Baklava is TURKISH and don´t forget it," and finally, "Everyone is a little Turkish."
I will send you another package if you need it, dear...but don´t loose it again!
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11 Dec 2009 Fri 09:28 pm |
I´m having an indentity crisis...
I have a bit of Jew in me, but I wasn´t saved yet... even though I have spend loads of time in Turkey! So I thought, maybe I´m a Turk now...that´s why I´m not being taken to safety... but I haven´t received my "mussaka is Turkish, and gyros is kebab in disguise" package either!
So... what the bleep am I...
I can´t be Western European, since I don´t feel a great hatred towards minarets...
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11 Dec 2009 Fri 11:53 pm |
I´m having an indentity crisis...
I have a bit of Jew in me, but I wasn´t saved yet... even though I have spend loads of time in Turkey! So I thought, maybe I´m a Turk now...that´s why I´m not being taken to safety... but I haven´t received my "mussaka is Turkish, and gyros is kebab in disguise" package either!
So... what the bleep am I...
I can´t be Western European, since I don´t feel a great hatred towards minarets...
you definitely need an appointment with AlphaF Turkish guru lab....don´t eat and get rid of all poison from blood,we will see if there are any vacant dates to deal with your case...but patience needed the lab is working 24/7!
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12 Dec 2009 Sat 04:29 pm |
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12 Dec 2009 Sat 09:42 pm |
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14 Dec 2009 Mon 11:00 pm |
Yes!!! Didn´t you receive your "Welcome to Turkishness" package in the mail? It would have included a several instruction manuals including, "Responses to insults to Turkishness", "How to fend off Evil Western Women (you would have gotten the female version...."Keeping your Man!"), "Baklava is TURKISH and don´t forget it," and finally, "Everyone is a little Turkish."
I will send you another package if you need it, dear...but don´t loose it again!
We didn´t have a welcoming committee back then Lis! Unless thehandsome sent this out, I doubt it.
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14 Dec 2009 Mon 11:59 pm |
but I haven´t received my "mussaka is Turkish, and gyros is kebab in disguise" package either!
These are brand new manuals! I will have the my people send your people the upgraded package. It will include the "Truth about World Cuisine - Everything is REALLY Turkish", "Asia - It´s Really Turkey in Disguise", "Atilla the Hun and the West´s Evil Plan to Make Him Look BED!" and finally, "Let´s talk Turkey - a guide to Meeting your New Turkish Family." (if you do not have a Turkish family, one will be sent to you in the package). Enjoy!
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