Bilgisayarlar dans etmek için nereye giderler?  

Where do computers go to dance?

-Disk-o’ya.                                               

The disk-o.

Ayaksız bir koyuna ne dersin?

What do you call a sheep without any legs?

Bulut.

A cloud. 

This kind of sense of humour is alien to me. But this has reminded me a question a friend had asked some years ago.

En şanslı "ce" nedir? (What is the luckiest "ce"?)

I will not tell the answer as it is a bit obscene and don´t ask me what it is. If you can´t solve it then you can´t solve it.

The answer of your question can not be pronounced [ or should not be pronounced] on this site.  [my opinion]  But I will ask the same "ce" but this time the  unluckiest one " what is the unluckiest "ce" ?   

Well, I am not sure what you mean but I know the unluckiest "çe".

Fenerbah-çe

Thats unfair!!!! We also want to know that luckiest "ce" ... WE learn turkish and we all have all right to know this...fine..atleast send me a PM about it...

If I was reading Tunci´s mind , My guess for the unluckiest would be   .... iskence

 Absolutely ... You got it !! çok cleversın

aklini okudum resmen !!!

What does iskence mean???

işkence
1. torture, torment.


işkence etmek/yapmak /a/ to torture, torment.

işkenceye sokmak /ı/ to put (someone) through mental torment.