Bilgisayarlar dans etmek için nereye giderler?  

Where do computers go to dance?

-Disk-o’ya.                                               

The disk-o.

Ayaksız bir koyuna ne dersin?

What do you call a sheep without any legs?

Bulut.

A cloud. 

This kind of sense of humour is alien to me. But this has reminded me a question a friend had asked some years ago.

En şanslı "ce" nedir? (What is the luckiest "ce"?)

I will not tell the answer as it is a bit obscene and don´t ask me what it is. If you can´t solve it then you can´t solve it.

The answer of your question can not be pronounced [ or should not be pronounced] on this site.  [my opinion]  But I will ask the same "ce" but this time the  unluckiest one " what is the unluckiest "ce" ?   

Well, I am not sure what you mean but I know the unluckiest "çe".

Fenerbah-çe

Thats unfair!!!! We also want to know that luckiest "ce" ... WE learn turkish and we all have all right to know this...fine..atleast send me a PM about it...

If I was reading Tunci´s mind , My guess for the unluckiest would be   .... iskence

 Absolutely ... You got it !! çok cleversın

aklini okudum resmen !!!

What does iskence mean???

işkence
1. torture, torment.


işkence etmek/yapmak /a/ to torture, torment.

işkenceye sokmak /ı/ to put (someone) through mental torment.

Thanks insallah....

Come on!

You don´t have a dictionary? (If that´s the case, you can use google translate like I do. Type the word and it tells you what it is).

Then again never mind if your intent was to chit-chat around.

Thanks dost...I tried to do that but earlier insallah wrote it like "iskence"  and I have never encountered this word...so searched this only...later I found its "işkence"  

 Si ++ dont spoil the fun..

Sorry I didnt have Turkish letters on my computer and was lazy to change it  

I will answer it because sometimes I like annoying people. The anwer is "am-bulan-ce"

it was not so much about the silly humour and joke as it was looking at the turkish writing and comparing to english to learn new words and see how suffix´s are used.

Öğretmen: Biraz dikkat edebilir misin lütfen?

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?

Öğrenci: Yapabildiğim kadar az dikkat ederim.

Student: I´m paying as little attention as I can.

Aha!!!! Thanks Gok...you are very kind hearted.... Now I know the luckiest ce  I am feeling imotional now

 Are you sure about feeling emotional Hindistan  ?  

Yes Tunci as sure as I was Finally I am learning what I need to learn

This thread raises another question that is smilar type of joke [ although some people dont count it as joke ] which is what is the most masculine bird on earth ? [ clue ; think words in turkish]  

Good luck...

Anybodyyyyy...what are you waiting for guys...where are the answers...come up with some immotional things

Baykuş (owl)  Mr. Bird

 Good job Gökuyum.

Ok. here comes a really bad one " what we call ducks that know everything " ?  

[note : I might get deleted from this site after this joke ]

Beyin Göçü nedir?

Karısının dırdırından, triplerinden, taleplerinden, mızmızlığından sıkılan bir adamın, daha genç, güzel ve uyumlu bulduğu başka bir kadının peşine düşüp gitmesine "BEY”in göçü  denir.

BEY’in göçü sık ve sürekli olursa, adam sonunda öbür tarafa göçer, buna da “BEY’in tam göçü” denir…

Come on people take the challenge and answer this question