I was wondering if someone could translate these phrases for me. I´ve been trying to do it myself for a few days, but can´t seem to make much sense of any of it. Thanks in advance, it´s really appreciated.

-Beni yoksa benimle eyleniyormusun.

Are you teasing with me?

-Nasilsin ziril miril hamami sosimi nusisi bucaca.

How are you?(after nasılsın not meaningful)

 -Yattinmi birtanem.

Have you gone to bed my only one?

-Bana kolay kolay besey olmaz.

Nothing happens to me easily.

Thanks again. teşekkür ederim

ben hayat

ımda kimseye yalan söylemedim ve hayatta kimseyi aldatmadım hep ıldatıldım hep ben güvendim ve hep ben aldatıldım belki bana inanmıyosun sende haklısın çünkü sende aldatılmışsın ama beni herkese benzetme ben seni ıldatmam

I have collected some old songs of her, they are old but still worth to listen.

 I bet it was a German tourist. They seem to have a habit of pronouncing ´var´ as ´vaaa´.

 Same for me! I made the unforgiveable mistake that when I didnt speak Turkish yet, I noticed the driver didnt hear an old lady say she wanted to get off, so in my effort of being helpful I repeated what I thought was ´Inek var´

I´m sorry, but I´m going to have to delete some posts if you keep ignoring the request to write in English. You all speak very good English and since this is a "Turkish teaching web site", most people don´t speak Turkish here, but would like to learn about Turkish culture from such discussions. Furthermore, it is the forum rule to write in English in these sections of the forum.

say to him "dayı beni indirecenmi"

he should be a bit elder

University students who were going to Rize from Erzurum/İspir, were stucked on the Ovit pass because of avalanche. The midibus is under snow for hours and the ones who went to save them got lost too. May God help them...

 this government seems to forget the ´national conscience´ is a valid concept in politics.