Are we really that stupid?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryers: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot´s Children´s Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury´s peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child´s Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a toboggan: Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.
On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.
On shin pads for cyclists: Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp: In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.
In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.
On the back of a pilot´s seat in a Nato aircraft: Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.
On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
In a kettle instruction manual: The appliance is switched on by setting the ´ON/OFF´ button to the ´ON´ position.
Rules on a tram in Prague: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA: Take care: new non-slip surface.
On a bottle of baby lotion: Keep away from children.
On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle: Some assembly required.
On a can of pepper spray used for self defence: May irritate eyes.
On a Frisbee: Warning: may contain small parts.
On a packet of cashew nut pieces: Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts.
Directions for mosquito repellent: Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.
On a birthday card for a one year old: Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.
In a hotel bedroom: Please do not turn on TV except when in use.
On a toilet cleaning brush: Do not use orally.
On a can of Spray paint: Do not spray in your face.
On a TV remote: Not Dishwasher safe.
On a blowtorch: Do not used for drying hair.
On a push along lawn mower: Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.
On a box of fireworks: Do not put in mouth.
In a dishwasher manual: Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
On a toaster: Do not use underwater.
On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.
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